Ya want scritchiez or scrunchiez?

Da logical "next step" in playful semi-intimacy after da "shnugglez or shnooglez?" intro when interacting wif a cute chick; it involves asking her whether she wants you to either gently apply yer fingernails to her back or affectionately knead her shoulders.

Huge marshmallow-hearted guy, preparing to apply da "lovin' hands" to a hot chick who's stretched out face-down on da couch: "Ya want SCRITCHIEZ or SCRUNCHIEZ?"
Gal, giggling in drowsily-contented amusement: "Both, please --- first scritchiez between my shoulder-blades and on down da middle of my back, and then scrunchiez all over my upper back and da back of my neck."

by QuacksO January 20, 2026

scream a scrum that I haven't scrummed

A phrase used by the YouTuber Kubz Scouts (Robert Jay Peréz), referring to the action of screaming like you never have ever before.

I'm about to scream a scrum that I haven't scrummed in a while because of how good these jumpscares are, I swear.

by ddeungiiz March 13, 2026

Wonka Whipple Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight

When you exuberantly administer a rimjob to a black woman after subsequently sploodging into her rectum with great enjoyment.

"Bro, I'm so freaky, I gave my girl that wonka whipple scrumptious fudgemallow delight"

by govanonmygoghtillistarrynite April 29, 2025

The Coach Scruggs

Flirt with freshmans and bust on the toilet seat after

Dude he just pulled The Coach Scruggs

by epicguy6741 August 25, 2025

Dead man’s scrunch

When you are shot in the neck/head and spaz up before falling limp.

Yeah he’s dead, he did the dead man’s scrunch after he was shot!

by Lukiepook September 13, 2025

International give a boy a scrunchie day

International give a boy a scrunchie day is October 4th. So give a boy a scrunchie to even out with September 24th.

Boy: Remember 24th September? I gave you my hoodie
Girl: Oh yes! Here, have my scrunchie, today is International give a boy a scrunchie day

by Ki ona September 24, 2019

mrs. scruggs

A math teacher who has rainbow monkeys and who's best friend is a freshman with a crippling identity problem

"Mrs. Scruggs, I don't understand."

"Did you read the problem??"

by Lil' Bean September 24, 2019