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tung my dumper

a really retarted x-box live gamer tag.
"i just owned tung my dumper with my sniper"
by lil leezy F December 13, 2009
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lace my chucks

Used in the Jack's Mannequin song Bruised (see example sentence for the line that used it) lace my Chucks is a slang word for tying my shoes, specifically Converse. The popular type of Converse shoes are actually called Chuck Taylor's, so the phrase lace, meaning to tie, and Chucks meaning Chuck Taylors, Converse, or shoes.
"I lace my Chucks, I walk the aisle"
- Bruised
Jack's Mannequin
by speekmonkey January 19, 2010
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carrie my underwood

A derivative of the name of American Idol winner Carrie Underwood. Used as a slang - a vulgar pick-up line for, well, getting her to carry your boner.
by Barack my Obama May 27, 2009
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Rub My Kitty

What she says when she wants a little love action on that pussy.
Rachel: Please come home. I need you to rub my kitty.

Roger: On my way!
by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2018
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Kiss my feet

A term used to describe the action of grovelling or cowering fearfully or courteously at the feet of someone who would want to assert their authority and superiority and press the tongue by caressing with the lips as a sign of obedience, submission, or dominance against the bare feet of who you are trying to gain the favor or forgiveness of.

Byzantine leader Belisarius (500-565 AD) . Belisarius "jumped from his bed", and went "face first" into the ground before the feet of Antonina, "hands on her calves" and had kissed the "bottoms of her soles" according to the histories of Procopius.

The term is used commonly in pop culture to admit defeat in a humiliating and degrading act that conveys disdain and disrespect for the person being addressed; "I command you to kiss my boot, Superman! Let the whole word know you have become by slave" Superman #261 (1973).

With so much attention on the hygiene of feet, especially in summer with flip flops and pedicured feet, the insult has become "Kiss my ass", as the ass is considered the dirtiest part of the body.
"I never liked you Danny, you were always mean to me"
"Sorry"
"Danny kiss my toe"
"Don't do this"
"Kiss my feet Danny"
"Good idea"

Trouble Bound (1993)
by Waht Nein! November 22, 2018
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Doing my homework

When you are at home instead of doing the shit your fucking suppose, you decide to be a smart ass and go on fuckin MySpace all up in here like I CAN DO THIS ISH LATA and you end up failing in that class and feel like a huge piece of dog shit. Basically, every teenager's day to day life.
Mom: Billy, what are ya doin?
Billy: oh, I'm " Doing my Homework"
by Thatgaypieceofshit May 10, 2018
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You my dawg

Phrase implying unyielding friendship Even if you are all the way wrong, the ppl that spoke this have your back. 2. your nigga tells you this 3 Friend you call when shit goes south i.e. when you fuck up 4 a Mothafucka who would never sell you out ,5.a hommie that's "ride or die" 6.A greeting
1.I dont care if you banged my wife and my mom , you still my dawg.

2.Fuck dem bitch ass dudes, you my dawg and ill be a mothafucka if I let someone go out on you like that.
4.Say my nigga, I just got caught fucking your sister in the ass by your moms, Friend: "Its all good cuz you my Dawg and your grandma just took it in the brown too.
by Un10nCarb1d4 December 7, 2012
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