Shit Sundae

Something horrible that someone else tries to sugar coat to no avail.

Me: "Where is my lunch...you didn't make my ham sandwich?
Wife: "Yeah I forgot so I'm giving you left over salad."
Me: "I dont want your shit sundae."

by Da215BigBen January 29, 2010

Shit Mountain

A tall, burly man that is sort of an asshole. Usually wears dingy overalls and works as a laborer.

I'm not going to work today. Ever since they hired Shit Mountain, I hate going out in the field.

by Bluevolume May 21, 2009

Shit and run

To break wind in a busy/crowded place ie. supermarket aisle, pub bar, wedding and quickly leave the scene of the crime so that somebody else takes the blame.

Man - "After that biryani last night my guts are in bits."

Wife - "Tell me about it, I had to shit and run at our Becky's wedding this morning!"

Man - "That was you? I thought the vicar had dropped his guts!"

Wife - "Mission completed then!"

by FesterB June 8, 2011

banana shit

The concept of absolute insanity. A mix between banana sandwich and ape shit. To be driven crazy in an out-of-control manner.

Man, your issues are driving me banana shit!

by Dmeyer307 April 21, 2009

apple shit

A result of eating way to many apples, your "bodily waste" seems to be already lubed up with shit.

1:Dude i took apple shit the other day
2:thats absolutely fucking disgusting

by saveriox March 4, 2007

Get this shit

n: A phrase to start off a story about something bad or unfair that has happened to you or someone you know.

A: Man get this shit I was smoking a blunt on the way to work and crashed into a cop.

B: Man that's some shit...

by MagickalTrevor January 17, 2008

Shit Tit

When a girl with gross titties attempts to show off side boob

"Hey Chip, look at that girls side boob."
Chip: " no dude that girl is fugly, she's sporting some real shit tit right now."

by Flint Michigan July 12, 2014