Simp

Normally named Jared, these simps will fix a girls computer, of whom they just met.

Jared is a simp to Diana

by Kiplak April 14, 2020

Simp

A man who gives everything for a woman who gives him little in return

“Jake denis A Carew was February’s biggest simp fr.”

‘Agreed’

by BIGSIMP.72 March 24, 2020

Simp

CallMeCarson

“I’ll just be the number one simp” -Carson King

by edh333 July 17, 2020

Simp

Technoblade

Yeet follow @skeppyextra on twitter or ur a simp

by GameHead130 April 30, 2020

Simp

A man who thinks about woman, interacta with a woman or has any sort of connection with a woman unless they are your mother, sister or cousin. They are the scum of the earth.

Man 1: *thinks about woman*
Man 2: "look at this motherfucking simp"

by vinigersplit August 27, 2020

Simp

A man who moves to shit hole high crime Tampa, leaving his family, his dreams, his goals, his boys all behind because his girl told him he has to!

“That simp bout to move to Ocala next!”

by OfficialChi April 10, 2022

Simp

Nokea

Nokea is a simp because he drives all the way to Ko'olina to see his girlfriend who isn't his girlfriend on a daily basis

by swiggitswag16 May 21, 2020