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Jesus

Jesus is Lord. He loves you so much that he died for your sins, a painful, brutal death. He didn’t want to, but he didn’t want you to have to suffer what he did. He chose YOU. He chose LOVE.

He rose again and lives in our hearts. Now you don’t have to bear the pain that he did. He knew that you would curse him,mock him and sin against him. Regardless, that didn’t stop him from giving you a chance at heaven, a chance at a better life where no suffering or tears exist. I can promise you the love you’ve felt on this earth is nothing compared to his.

Tomorrow is not promised so use it wisely. May God guide you and bless you, Amen.💗
by Jesuschristisking December 21, 2024
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Jesus

A Guy that has a cult about him and his father.
Jesus is going to turn your semen into wine
by The Bitch of Sin December 29, 2024
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Jesus Christ

A mild swear word to describe the body parts this is a religious swear word and was a big thing back I'm the day don't it in a religious hall especially in a church
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
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Jerush

you’re being such a Jerush right now
by abd45 January 27, 2025
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Jesus nut

The critical bolt or nut in a helicopter that holds the main rotor in place. If it fails or detaches mid-flight, the copter comes crashing down very fast and everyone inside goes straight to Jesus!
Co-pilot: Looks like the Jesus nut YEETED mid-flight! You know what's going to happen NOW!

Everyone inside the helicopter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*goes straight to Jesus*
by EF2020 February 2, 2026
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Jesus love's you

Jesus love's you means that Jesus is nice because he died on the cross to save your life
Jesus loves you because he lets you go to heaven For free and btw Jesus love's you means that a person cares about you.
by Someone(: don't be sad February 14, 2026
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jesus

Bro did you hear how jesus beat satan
Yoo thats hella tuff
by Lebron is my king February 26, 2026
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