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Christina is the kind of girl that just says what she means! She only wants to laugh in life. Christina's are very short and will stay this way, but don't worry because they are the one of the FUNNIEST people you will ever meet.

Christina's trust can be broken easily but they easily forgive. Christina's are rare so be GRATEFUL if you ever tame one, also be prepared for how much they sleep!

They can also be RIDICULOUSLY mean for no reason, people can never get there heads around Christina's... unless you have befriended one for life!
A-"yo... that christina girl is weird"
B-"dude, if you got to know her you would know how funny she is!"
Christina by FreedomGod101 May 22, 2020
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Cristianalandia 

A world with a bunch of cri cris, the ideal world.
Welcome to Cristianalandia
My best friend who always obsesses over older men who have no idea she exists and probably have 10s of thousands of other fan girls just like her. Some examples include Brendan Fraser, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Tom Hiddleston, and sometimes Daniel Craig.
That girl over there talking about Titanic, she’s a total Christina.
Christina by BRITISHLEGEND5678 September 20, 2020
My best friend who always obsesses over older men who have no idea she exists and probably have 10s of thousands of other fan girls just like her. Some examples include Brendan Fraser, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Tom Hiddleston, and sometimes Daniel Craig.
That girl over there talking about Titanic, she’s a total Christina.
Christina by BRITISHLEGEND5678 September 20, 2020

Christine 

Christine is someone who reads Wattpad throughout class time and when you tell her to get off of Wattpad she gets cranky and glares at you and telling you to shut up.
Christine is always on Wattpad :(
Christine by Birb man October 18, 2020

Christanic

Christanic is the newly coined religion.
He tricked Satan on the cross and sentenced him to death on the cross. Satan wielded His Dragonstone. And fought bravely with Jesus and God over title to become Christ; our ruler over Earth. Hex cast over the Land. And Jesus destroyed Satan with His Lightsaber. Pulled by gravity; his heart was severed. Then God came in; to plow the fields like Wayne timemaster to all. Little America was all that was left. Clouds in air. Amen.
Acne ruled America like the Bubonic plague and Malice was met with intent. We must kill all the demons.
I shall not let you suffer! Said Jesus. And then Satan realized he was the King of Kings. And he knew he wouldn't be slain by the devil. Warlocks gathered. Magic was in the air. No more he said. Christ is the fellowship. Even some people have fury and fear followed by chaos and men pain to see themselves more righteous then the Lord! Become one with God and I'll see you are saved by Him. My Son. Soon thereafter Jesus was met by Lucifer, Archangel of Heaven and in Hell knew no enemies. Except the Lord Jesus Christ would show grimace for he knew him after heaven. Amen.
What is Christanic?

It is your sweet victory.
Christanic by 7G0X October 30, 2020
christina is so sexy and funky
someone: who is that sexy weird girl
me: oh thats christina shes so strange and sexy
christina by samthespacecowboy November 26, 2020