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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 1989-1992 (one thousand and eight nine to one thousand nine hundred and ninety two)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.
Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.
by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018
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Two Weeks

Donald Trump announced it will be infrastructure week in two weeks.

Donald Trump said the Epstein Files would be released in two weeks.
by Trumped Up June 30, 2025
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Two Knuckle Shuffle

When you use your index and middle fingers knuckles (proximal interphalangeal joint) to rub a woman’s clitoris in a side to side motion.
John: So, did you and Angie have any fun last night?
Gave: yeah, she really loved it when I gave her the ole’ two knuckle shuffle
by ElevenToesJohn April 5, 2023
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Getting stoned with two birds

Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds
by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018
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two faced pig

A two faced pig is a horrible person they eat your food and steal your money they aren't really two faced nor a pig but they are still horrible people.
You: Hey! Give me back my wallet! You two faced pig!
Two faced pig:it wasn't me I promise!
by Alexis_123465 January 20, 2018
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