Two Face

When you shave off only half of your Pubes. Turner Woods invented this.

Man, did you see Joe the other day? He is rocking a Two Face.

by WoodenShard November 29, 2022

two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."

by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021

forty-two okay

A dumb way of censoring 420, especially in a public environment. Can also be a replacement for the word weed. Just based off of the hand sides for 4, 2, and 0.

He looks like he got some forty-two okay...

by ImNotAFurryISwear April 10, 2020

Two Twenty

A Volunteer Firefighter who has 2 years in the Department but acts and talks as though he has over 20 years of experience; hence: "Two-Twenty."

John is such a two twenty! He joined 3 months ago and suddenly now knows everything!

by DelcoHoagie August 22, 2016

Two shakes

A quick hand job using both hands.

Went up to her bedroom for two shakes before heading to the party.

by Leaf on the Wind September 10, 2021

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 23, 2025

Stevie Two Toke

When a little boy by the name of Steven get high as a kite from two tokes of mid grade cannabis.

Hey! Look it’s Stevie Two Toke, he got so high from two pulls yesterday! Let’s chuck bricks at him

by Angie Simone November 3, 2019