two flick chick

noun

When a man cums to fast he is a two pump chump. When a woman cums to fast she is a TWO FLICK CHICK.

by Clyde Deerhyde November 5, 2023

Two's day

Two's day is tuesday 2/22/2022 because there are a lot of two's en it's kind of a pun.

Person 1: When are we going to marry,Larry?
Larry: On Two's day my dear.

by Beetits June 18, 2018

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

war on two fronts

When you and your boi are hittin it hard from both sides and you both cum at the same time, leading to a friendly alliance lasting for 15 years

"Oh hell yeah me and James totally gave Molly the war on two fronts, we're like best buds now"

by pompenguin December 6, 2016

Two planker

A skier. The opposite of a snowboarder.

Get outta my way, two planker!

by explodedtesticle November 20, 2021

goody-two-shoes

literally mehjabeen.

mehjabeen is a goody-two-shoes

by morendih June 28, 2025

Two in the Mohring

When you’re super drunk and go to get another bag.

“Hey you! I can’t thee shtraight.... we need more blow! It must be two in the Mohring.”

by Axl Hoes October 16, 2018