Rice penis

1.) A street name for a disease that causes speckles on the penis
2.) small penis

"you hook up with John?"
"no I heard he has rice penis"

by BabyMonster May 5, 2013

penis snake

A penis so large it can be identified as a snake in textbooks

Holy shit is that Jim's Penis Snake on page 44?!

by John Footpenis 3 February 20, 2014

penis walk

a gender specific walk led by the penal region, often appears that the walker is being pulled by his penis toward others.

Dude, John Doe was doing the penis walk all day today! Do you think he needs to get some?

by Taryn November 19, 2003

Penis Hopper

A cock piercing. Also known as a Prince Albert.

What's it called? A penis hopper?

Yes. Yes it is.

by ristyross October 1, 2011

Sexy Penis

Ooooo that long hard stiff penis hanging between your legs. You look down and massage it. You just dream of a sexy chic licking it. Just imagine the sexual possibilities with this.

My sexy penis fits inside my girlfriend.

by NoYou42 October 18, 2019

penis in vagina

It's simple, just a male's reproductive organ in a female's reproductive system. Usually used when someone lacks the ability to form a sentence with proper grammar. It can be used as another way to ask for sex.

Caveman: AAA AAA OOO penis in vagina sex sex sex aug aug aug OOO!
Cavewomen: (high pitched demonic scream in glee.)
(so much sex happens that day oh my god please stop having sex ooooh!)

by MinecraftYOLOswagmaster May 13, 2020

Parched Penis

After a long period of not peeing, your next piss includes the sensation of your pee tube becoming wet again after a long while of dryness and urine drought.

Guy 1: Dude, I haven't peed since I got on the plane.

Guy 2: Parched Penis?

Guy 1: Most definitely.

by urbanmonkey7 April 20, 2011