John Holden 

The funniest person ever.

person 7045: this music is so bad i wish I could find a better artist
person 7046: I know a better artist
person 7045: who?
person 7046: John Holden.
person 7045: Who. The. hell. is. John. Holden.
Person 7046: John Holden Deez Nuts, LolZ.
person 7045:ok
person 7046: wait wha

John Holden by EpiKGaMer694201337AmOguS October 13, 2021

John Emery 

At totally epic gamer! This is the man you would want on your team. An insane apex legend and a totally rad siege player 😩! This guy will kick names and take ass! Never 1v1 him cuz he’ll destroy you!

Person1: “did you see that guy who killed me!?”

Person2: “bruh that guy was such a John Emery!”

John Emery by KidKryptic October 17, 2021

John Cena 

John Cena is known as the invisible man

i saw a car driving it self?!
u also saw john cena -ulysses rafoni

John Cena by ulysses rafoni October 18, 2021

John Shea Method 

Do whatever you want, but it must work

I used the John Shea Method to pass my test.

John Shea Method by The Beast (The Real One) October 20, 2021

John Bromley 

The manliest man to ever life.

John Bromley: So help me Bob i'm bully in the alley

John Bromley by CommanderKevin October 20, 2021

John’s Kicked 

John’s Kicked

John’s Kicked from squad

John’s Kicked by Cheech LLC October 27, 2021

John Bounce 

In iPhone Cup Pong or real life beer pong, a John Bounce is when your shot bounces off at least 3 cups. a car, the family dog, grandmas' forehead, Brittany Renner's child support, and Tory Lanez's hairline THEN goes in a cup

Me: Just hit the ball off a cup into another cup

John: That's pretty good, but it's not a John Bounce

John Bounce by MostUrban November 2, 2021