Submarine Stare Down

When you take a massive shit shaped like a submarine. It's so big that you invite anyone in the area to take a look.

"Hey Honey, come quick, I've got a Submarine Stare Down for you to check out in the toilet bowl."

by willie weewee September 9, 2019

Are you down for the brown?

Usually asked to a white guy, wanting to know if he is into black girls.

Hey Max, are you down for the brown? I heard Keisha likes you.

by Simons16 October 30, 2017

down the post office

Another way of saying that someone is eternally fucked in any given situation. Mostly because of ones own self detriment

Mclovin drank a four loko and 8 summer shandys, which sent him right down the post office.

by Muffinman16 March 20, 2017

Hanging Down Under

The act of dangling a turd from an asshole above a bowl of Weet-Bix™ whilst someone else attempts to eat the Weet-Bix™ as fast as they can before the turd plops into the bowl. If the turd plops into the bowl before the other can finish eating the Weet-Bix™, the person eating the Weet-Bix™ must also eat the shit.

"I played a game of 'Hanging Down Under' with old Gazza yesterday, but what he didn't know was that I had a bad case of diarrhea."

by Horny Pooter November 28, 2017

Decatur Dick-down

A sexual act in which a Texan male wearing a cowboy hat does their partner from behind while the female is getting a cross or a bible verse tattooed on her lower back.

Brett: Hey Joe, we gotta get over to Hank's tattoo parlor! Luke is giving Tana a good ol' fashioned Decatur dick-down in there!

by fish Clark March 15, 2018

upside down waterfall

While your doing a Handstand and ejaculate on your face

Byron - Justin did a upside down waterfall last night...
Leevi - OMG. That's why his hair is so sticky

by Enigma997 July 8, 2016

Bacara get down

Used when some kid is acting like a retard (in this case, a lad named bacara).

Captain Rex: "oh my fuck you dumbass bacara get down"

by somerandomguyok January 25, 2017