Legit as BALLS

Something so legit that it can only be compared to the male genitalia.

Your mom. Legit as BALLS

by Cojones_ June 12, 2011

Ball Monger

One who is inclined to fondel, lick or otherwise engross oneself in the scrotal sack of another human being. A viable replacement for common insults such as douchebag. i.e. "That guy sucks. He is SUCH a ball monger!"

Our current president is a fucking ball monger

by JLane3551 September 20, 2007

balls-carrier

Slang term we use in Malaysia for
an employee who is good at apple-polishing
the bosses (usually thru providing certain
favours or services).

Alternative for ballscarrier.

Helen is our office's top balls-carrier, that's
why her monthly salary is twice mine.

by Wai Keong May 2, 2006

Green Balls

Similar to blue balls, green balls occur when you are getting head from your girl, but she throws up on your balls mid session, leaving them green.

Bro I got worse than blue balls, my girl gave me green balls last night!

by Colton Moore June 17, 2018

weak balls

an overreaction; an overly sensitive person;

I tell you, that guy is weak balls. I lightly tapped his shoulder and he fell to the floor crying. He need to grow a vagina, for real.

by PeepersAttack January 14, 2018

gallagher to the balls

1. A term used to describe a situation in which another has done something malicious to you
2. When the term 'breaking my balls' just doesn't suffice

Referring to the 1980's comedian who became well known for smashing watermelons with a large mallet on stage.

See gallagher

John : Hows the divorce goin'?
Matt : She got the house and my car. Just a gallagher to the balls.

Priest : DI me bro
Paly: I'm out of reagents
Priest : Gallagherin' my balls

by Riggzzz December 2, 2009

Ball Bounce

When a male sits down in a seat and accidentally sits on his balls. This is usually accompanied by a shouted expletive and an abrupt jump out of the seat. It happens so quick, it's as if they've bounced off of their balls.

Teacher: "Greg your late, sit down!"

Greg: "Sorry teacher....OW FUCK!"

Teacher: "Greg! Watch your...oh wait was that a ball bounce?"

Greg: "Yes ma'am...sorry."

by Jason Aldean July 26, 2014