SIMP

Abbreviation that stands for "Squirrels In My Pants"

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
SIMP, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!

by BuryZenek March 10, 2020

Simp

A word used by lonely people that can’t find somebody to love to describe people who are upforward with women or are kind to them. Simp can also mean sympathetic towards a woman.

Kind Person: You look amazing today Karla
Karla: Thanks
Ignorant Person: You’re a simp for being kind.

by CarlMangerson April 10, 2020

SIMP

someone that would do anything for pussy

Person 1: Im gonna do a Murray Carter
person 2: Isnt that called simping nowerdays

by insit0l August 30, 2020

simp

your mom

damn nigga, you're one hell of a simp

by nigga nuts are hawt April 25, 2020

Simp

you

But there's no easy way to say this but uh- look. you're a simp. Im gonna have to report you back to kuzco

by Dumbass mgoo October 5, 2020

Simp

A non-gender related term to describe overcompensating people in a relationship

Bianca is a simp because she overcompensates.

by UndeadBan August 6, 2022

Simp

When you put the hoes before bro’s.

To hisham Marei stop simping

by Simp nation May 25, 2020