flying poop scooter

When someone shits on the floor and then proceeds to step on it with their foot and "ride" it around the house smearing it everywhere like they were riding a scooter

Bro you finna tryna flying poop scooter this lame ass party?

by FaggotDildoFacory January 29, 2018

Swoop'n'Scoot

Honing in on a freshly single person in order to be their rebound, then quickly exiting the scene the morning after

Jess and Kieran just broke up, so I pulled the ole swoop'n'scoot because I've always fancied her but we'd make a terrible couple

by bendinobordaux February 13, 2018

leech and scoot

visually known as a shittalking gnome with green hair and a tedency to rally up his BROR.

you would leech and scoot ..

by honchh July 25, 2018

Matty von scatty

Worst fool

Matty von scatty

by Yittanigh December 17, 2018

Pulling a Scooter

When you disband the premades after winning 1 out of 3 games.

Jamesb was caught pulling a scooter after winning a 3-0 game against Mangogay.

by Lunanora March 17, 2019

Spin and scoot

Another term for drinking and driving

Did you hear that jake ran into a tree after the party because of spin and scoot .

by Racycaseyyy September 11, 2019

I'll scoot a hump on ye

I will hit you and leave you with a bump, usually said by parents and grandparent

If you keep shouting at me young man, I'll scoot a hump on ye

by Derry Irish November 5, 2021