Rice penis

1.) A street name for a disease that causes speckles on the penis
2.) small penis

"you hook up with John?"
"no I heard he has rice penis"

by BabyMonster May 5, 2013

Penis Hopper

A cock piercing. Also known as a Prince Albert.

What's it called? A penis hopper?

Yes. Yes it is.

by ristyross October 1, 2011

Penis Cake

A metaphorical confectionary that is use to temp close homosexuals into admission infront of others. could also infact be a real pastry delight ion the shape of a penis

Nathan would you like some Penis Cake?

by milli148 April 5, 2009

back penis

large penis like mole or freckle that is seen by some people as a penis on the persons back

omg, did u see that back penis? it was like so big

by suckmypenisbitch September 20, 2010

penis walk

a gender specific walk led by the penal region, often appears that the walker is being pulled by his penis toward others.

Dude, John Doe was doing the penis walk all day today! Do you think he needs to get some?

by Taryn November 19, 2003

jurassic penis

a penis that is long and jurassic!!

OH MY GOD!! you have a jurassic penis...

by kingandy October 29, 2008

penis in vagina

It's simple, just a male's reproductive organ in a female's reproductive system. Usually used when someone lacks the ability to form a sentence with proper grammar. It can be used as another way to ask for sex.

Caveman: AAA AAA OOO penis in vagina sex sex sex aug aug aug OOO!
Cavewomen: (high pitched demonic scream in glee.)
(so much sex happens that day oh my god please stop having sex ooooh!)

by MinecraftYOLOswagmaster May 13, 2020