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LOOKIN' OUT FOR #1

It may sound strange but it is people who look forward to any of you or myself to be first for this reason.

Cut to the chase, " IT'S A LIFE SAVER'.

It is a book written by ROBERT RINGER .

It is a song on MERCURY RECORDS by BACHMAN TURNER OVERDRIVE.

That be your TEAM .
OK , JOHN let me know as ILOOKIN' OUT FOR #1 as I have this BABY BOTTLE a big one for you to WEE WEE in for me as. you are the #1 person for me.

Considering the states of matter as when you eat LOOKIN' OUT FOR #1 can be the smartest thing you ever did as the action of drinking PISS FROM A BABY BOTTLE can SUCK A LOT OF GAS TRAPPED in your stomach and GI TRACT that helps ELIMINATE serious indigestion and poisons

If you want to learn how to pick up a GREASY WATERMELON a must read is " LOOKIN' OUT FOR #1.

If you want to learn how to be LOOKIN" OUT FOR #1 this is not the way as it only charted on BILLBOARD CHARTS at #65 BUTT you may say I SCUM and REAR END are important to address this side of YOURSELVE'S.

Especially LOOKIN', OUT FOR #1 is if you are indeed the TEAM IN FIRST PLACE on APRIL FOOL',S DAY and it is not just a JOB IT"S AN ADD VENTURE.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 31, 2022
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1-10 female attractiveness scale

Pretty explanatory. Women are rated on a scale of 1 to 10 based on how attractive they are. 1 being the female version of shrek and 10 being a girl hot enough to give you a boner big enough to put a whole in your jeans.
Dude I saw this girl she was so hot

Wait really like how hot
on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale she was a 12
by MichaelHicks September 14, 2016
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1-10 Female attractiveness scale

1 being ew
10 being godess
dude my chick is a solid 6 on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale
by Jaixo September 5, 2016
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November 1

Middle child: GUESS WHAT
oldest: what?
Middle child: ITS NATIONAL MIDDLE CHILD DAY IM THE KING/QUEEN
Youngest: how?
Middle: um ITS NOVEMBER 1
Oldest and youngest: oh god.
by Fun_..killer October 19, 2021
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Number 1

“I’ve gotta take a number 1” means you have to use one of your bodies dispenser areas which is only done by taking a piss a “number 2” means obviously you use” 2” of them as the average person usually pees and poops at the same time
“Jordan, are you going to the bathroom?”

“Yeah, mike I’m going to take a number 1”
by Urbanblackuser February 14, 2022
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When you are so damn bored you type every single typeble letter in a portuguese chromebook keyboard

(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)
Friend 1: Yo bro what you doin?

Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣

Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke
by Big Raga The Opp Stoppa March 25, 2024
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kill 2 birds with 1 stoner

1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.

Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.
by Fro (aka Smokey) May 4, 2020
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