Founded in 1865, Loyola of Los Angeles is the oldest high school in Southern California. An all male, Jesuit school, Loyola places a strong emphasis on developing the character of students, or "men for others." Loyola has been ranked as having the top all-male high school athletics program in the country by ESPN rise. The "Loyola Cubs" consistently win CIF and State championships every year in a wide variety of sports. 99% of students continue to receive a higher education, with 96% attending a 4-year college or university. Loyola's outstanding network of donors allows the school to maintain a low tuition, allowing Loyola to compete academically with schools requiring double the tuition (e.g. Harvard-Westlake), as well as allowing a high percentage of the diverse community of students to attend on scholarship. While students may be deterred by the all-male aspect of the school, it is to be noted that the students at Loyola form a "cub brotherhood" which, as they say, lasts for life. Additionally, Loyola has several sister schools whose students all compete to earn a highly coveted spot in a Loyola man's heart.
There is no other school in Southern California where a student will receive an athletic, academic, spiritual, and social experience, nearly equal to that received at Loyola.
There is no other school in Southern California where a student will receive an athletic, academic, spiritual, and social experience, nearly equal to that received at Loyola.
Harvard Westlake Student: "We just lost to Loyola High School AGAIN"
Harvard Westlake Parent: "Obviously... That's the best damn school in Southern California!"
Harvard Westlake Parent: "Obviously... That's the best damn school in Southern California!"
by aaayyyyy November 19, 2015
A school where charvs and povs are normal. where you cant read or write and where having fights and being flushed down the toilet is a a daily occurrence. It is also where you go if you get expelled from all the other schools around newcastle. LOWEST OF THE LOW.
kid: why is that kid mooning out the window
Kid 2: dunno i think he goes to gosforth high school
Kid: ahh that explains it.
Kid 2: dunno i think he goes to gosforth high school
Kid: ahh that explains it.
by Pseudony123 December 05, 2010
school usually over crowded with loud, obnoxious, ghetto people who swear they're bad, and or have swag because they wear Polo.
by br0ster69 July 10, 2011
The crappiest high school ever. Located in Parsippany, New Jersey alongside lake hiawatha. This high school is full of pot heads, crackheads, cocksuckers,sluts, INDIANS, and stupid gullible hall monitors known as double O and Miss B. This school is very cheap and cannot afford actual heating, even though there are large heaters in every classroom, they always blow out cold air in the winter. The ceilings all leak even when it doesn't rain, and today one fell upon Jakearchambault. Our school has the cutest mice ever that run through the hallways. Save The Elephants!!! Cock
"Heyy! how was school today?"
"School way gay."
"chyeah bro, lets stick a pencil in the ceiling."
"YESSS!!!!!!"
"then later we can go to the path and get high!"
"word. Bro."
"I love going to Parsippany high school."
"School way gay."
"chyeah bro, lets stick a pencil in the ceiling."
"YESSS!!!!!!"
"then later we can go to the path and get high!"
"word. Bro."
"I love going to Parsippany high school."
by Mike Gatto April 29, 2008
An Epic High Five is simply the most amazing, spine-tingling, pants-moistening possible way to high five someone.
Performing an Epic High Five is not an easy task. To properly execute an EHF, certain conditions must be met.
1) Neither of the participants can be crippled, retarded, or jewish.
2) Both participants must be absolutely ripped. Tarnish on the pecs is completely unacceptable.
3) Females are meant for fucking and sandwich-making only. If you do not agree with the previous sentence, you are not eligible to perform an EHF.
Steps:
1) You and your partner must face eachother, about 100 feet away, shirtless. Weather does not matter. Try to find a secluded plateau or perhaps a field in the middle of some woods.
2) Spit into your dominant hand. This is the hand that will be performing the EHF.
3) Make eye contact with your partner. Give a slight head nod, as if notifying your partner that you're ready.
4) This is the most important step. Sprint towards your partner as fast as you can. While doing so, give a manly scream of power, kinda like Tarzan. When the time is right (You'll be able to feel it), jump straight upwards at a 90 degree angle. You and your partner should now be at arms' length of eachother. Continue screaming. Once you have achieved a minimum of 50 feet high, you and your partner will take turns punching eachother on the nipples. Turn around 180 degrees. If executed properly, lasers will shoot from your pupils and you and your partner will spell out the word "Champion" because Champion is a manly word. Face your partner again. Both of you should still be on a steady incline upwards. As your ascent slows to a stop, you will both freeze in midair, hands held high, dripping with sweat, mouths open wide because you're still screaming. The Gods will send down lightening to your fingertips, and increase your penis size by 25%. Then, you and your partner will fall, and you will punch the ground with your charged hand at the exact same time. This will cause a deadly earthquake, thereby opening a tunnel to the underworld. Demons will fly out of the opening, swarming you and your partner. When the heads are bitten off of each demon, a pillar of magma will shoot up from the hole, revealing Satan himself. He will look kinda like the evil genie from Aladdin, except his beard will be more full and pointy. You and your partner will knock two of Satan's teeth out, and with your bare hands, carve each into a canoe. Carrying the canoes over your shoulders, jog to Niagara Falls. Ride the canoes down the waterfall, side by side, and when you're halfway through, jump out. At this moment, time will come to a crawl. You and your partner will now collide hands. The blast will blow you about 5 miles high. Land successfully.
Performing an Epic High Five is not an easy task. To properly execute an EHF, certain conditions must be met.
1) Neither of the participants can be crippled, retarded, or jewish.
2) Both participants must be absolutely ripped. Tarnish on the pecs is completely unacceptable.
3) Females are meant for fucking and sandwich-making only. If you do not agree with the previous sentence, you are not eligible to perform an EHF.
Steps:
1) You and your partner must face eachother, about 100 feet away, shirtless. Weather does not matter. Try to find a secluded plateau or perhaps a field in the middle of some woods.
2) Spit into your dominant hand. This is the hand that will be performing the EHF.
3) Make eye contact with your partner. Give a slight head nod, as if notifying your partner that you're ready.
4) This is the most important step. Sprint towards your partner as fast as you can. While doing so, give a manly scream of power, kinda like Tarzan. When the time is right (You'll be able to feel it), jump straight upwards at a 90 degree angle. You and your partner should now be at arms' length of eachother. Continue screaming. Once you have achieved a minimum of 50 feet high, you and your partner will take turns punching eachother on the nipples. Turn around 180 degrees. If executed properly, lasers will shoot from your pupils and you and your partner will spell out the word "Champion" because Champion is a manly word. Face your partner again. Both of you should still be on a steady incline upwards. As your ascent slows to a stop, you will both freeze in midair, hands held high, dripping with sweat, mouths open wide because you're still screaming. The Gods will send down lightening to your fingertips, and increase your penis size by 25%. Then, you and your partner will fall, and you will punch the ground with your charged hand at the exact same time. This will cause a deadly earthquake, thereby opening a tunnel to the underworld. Demons will fly out of the opening, swarming you and your partner. When the heads are bitten off of each demon, a pillar of magma will shoot up from the hole, revealing Satan himself. He will look kinda like the evil genie from Aladdin, except his beard will be more full and pointy. You and your partner will knock two of Satan's teeth out, and with your bare hands, carve each into a canoe. Carrying the canoes over your shoulders, jog to Niagara Falls. Ride the canoes down the waterfall, side by side, and when you're halfway through, jump out. At this moment, time will come to a crawl. You and your partner will now collide hands. The blast will blow you about 5 miles high. Land successfully.
by Joehhy June 13, 2009
High School Located in Spring, Texas, with a pretty bad drug problem. You cannot go down a hall without hearing the words Pot, Vyvance, Adderol, Tabs, Bars etc. Filled impressionable youths, scene kids, anime freaks, paper "gangsters", pot heads, Tools, And pretty much anything else you could think of besides people with common sense. In their spare time, the kids party, because there is literally nothing else to do. In the parking lot you will find an array of cars, from the most recent model of any awesome car to shitty '93 somethings to amazing refurbished old cars. The school has currently 6 different buildings along with plenty of temporary buildings. The school is so old that soon it will be torn down, while still in session, and everyone will have to go to classes in 100 different t-buildings in the student and teacher parking lot, preventing anyone from having the luxury of driving to school.
"Klein High School seriously has a drug problem. What's sad is that no one has even caught on yet."
"That kid is so messed up on drugs, he looks like he's from Klein High"
Guy 1: Why is that kid doing the Jerk across the street?
Guy 2: Dunno, I bet he's from Klein High.
"That kid is so messed up on drugs, he looks like he's from Klein High"
Guy 1: Why is that kid doing the Jerk across the street?
Guy 2: Dunno, I bet he's from Klein High.
by wadafuq July 26, 2010
A Cobb County public school also known as "Toona Ville" or "Lake City High". Base line, It's filled with Rich Mufuckaz, Preppy Mufuckaz, Weed Smoking Mufuckaz, Fake Mufuckaz, "Love To Fuck" Mufuckaz Racist Mufuckaz, Wanna-Be Hood Mufuckaz, and Real Hood Mufuckaz that'll beat yo ass. Teachers are over-rated, a couple of them actually care about their students. Foods ok, Lunch Ladies are cool. Football team is kind of good because of our running back (Miles Jones) and I forgot to mention there are ALOT of cum sipping AIDS infected whores at this school, both male and female. This is a school were it is illegal(you will get written up and ISS) for wearing sweat pants, wearing gym shorts, having your phone conviscated, or saying a racist term to the same race (like a black calling another black nigga). It seems like there is one big group of "cool" people, and they all are connected one way or another. Alot of the white kids are uppity and racist, both low-key and obvious; the blacks are either Wanna-Be Hood, Just Moved from the Hood, Been around North Cobb Blacks too long, or just normal blacks. Oh yea and you get automatically expelled for fighting here.
DEMOGRAPHICS: 99.56% White, .44% other
DEMOGRAPHICS: 99.56% White, .44% other
Atlanta Boy : Yo what school you goto?
Cobb County Boy : Zone 2 Allatoona High School Lake City High TOONAVILLE.
Atlant Boy : o_0
Cobb County Boy : Zone 2 Allatoona High School Lake City High TOONAVILLE.
Atlant Boy : o_0
by BigDank May 04, 2011