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go eat coal

New variation of "fuck off" or "eat shit and die." Came up with this when I had trolls piss me off and it's Christmas time. So instead of telling someone to eat shit, you can tell them to eat coal.
Troll says: Hey Asian, go steal another white husband.

I say: Hey troll, I doubt anyone is getting your rude ass anything for Christmas. Go eat coal.
by Consuela, M. December 19, 2016
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Dick Eating

1. The act of being an unwanted hype-man 2. To replicate or mimic someone’s personality and/or appearance 3. Joining in a conversation unprompted and unrelated to your intent. 4. Being unnecessary in a situation seeking attention.
Skip Bayless is a notorious dick eater. Unprompted hate is often derived as Dick Eating
by Darth Abhorrent March 31, 2025
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Eating The Lawn

To go somewhere/ do something else or something important that you cannot name
P1: "Yo dude you wanna go do something tommorow"
P2: "Can't bro im Eating The Lawn"
by CharaJayz July 30, 2025
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EAT

Girl1:i wanna eat something

Girl2:I WANNA CONSUME SOMETHING
by Why just why April 3, 2019
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Kookie Eating Unicorn

A kookie eating unicorn unicorn is a known species in planet earth. Only one creature is alive in this known species. It is known of having Jung Kook as their bias and they love the colour red, purple and black. They also love Harry Potter and are usually sorted into the Gryffindor house
The kookie eating unicorn may go extinct as there is only one alive
by Kookie eating unicorn February 8, 2019
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Ugly Eating

Going all in on a delicious meal and not giving a damn what you look like while eat it.
Frankie was ugly eating that tuna melt like it was the best thing she'd ever tasted.
Miriam ugly ate an entire pint of ben and jerrys on the couch alone on the night she learned the definition of ugly eating.
by AJJBFSJB December 2, 2021
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