bastardised bottomburp

The enigmatic son of a cockroach who thinks he is Bastardized Bottomburp but was clever enough to convert the 'z' to an 's'.

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by Bastardised Bottomburp October 9, 2003

bastemation

baste-eh-may-shon - The process of masturbation as pronounced by a Haitian.

"Cha Cha no good, cost too much money. You need bastemation - soap, water, Good, no money.

by razorz April 29, 2006

Bastardized

The state of selfish, irresponsible people having babies out of wedlock

That is so bastardized that Grace is having a fifth child despite never being married.

by Sunshine Ray in Florida December 21, 2020

Sheep Bastard

Someone who gives Irish Wrist-Watches, but at a cost, instead of their own pleasure. This person is generally a cheap person, and or, is very obnoxious.

Dude, nicks dad is such a sheep bastard. He wouldn't even burn me that copy of avatar because he didn't want to waste a disk!

by Gramondorf February 26, 2010

Cock Sucking Bastard Fucker

A word that is used to insult someone when you want them to shut the fuck up and bow to your greatness.

John:Fuck you, you bitch tits.
Me:Shut up, you cock sucking bastard fucker!
John:HOLY FUCK BALLS JESUS CRAP!!!!

by TheGuyWhoMakesBabies May 20, 2011

Twisted Horny Bastard

Usually used to describe a few select species who believe that the world is playing field in which they judge and umpire. Perverted, twisted and downright stupid. This mother fuckers have half the mind of a peanut and like to masturbate in public. Usually go by the name Beau, Joshua, Bitch Ass Dolt or Schizophrenic Asshole. These twisted dickheads also like to prey on innocent people, take pictures in the nude with just a small jocks displaying their little cock hidden behind a football. Nice technique mate. Usually ugly, both physically and mentally.

wow... have you met Josh before? He is the epitome of a twisted horny bastard

by Turn of event August 10, 2016

Piss Drinking Bastard

Ken Ham the insult is drawn from two Old Testament references in the King James Version that torques the Independent Baptists when you really point this out, 2 Kings 18:27 and Hebrews 12:8 from the same translation. The insult came from the joint weighing in on the movement with the historian behind NoLifeTilMetal as he pointed out "bastard" as I pointed out "drink your own piss and eat your own dung." We started chuckling like kids who were swearing outside of parental earshot.

You have evangelicals thinking "sex" is a cuss word until they see someone call a young earth creationist a "piss drinking bastard" as you have sites that advocate King James Only Movement and cite Dr. Dino as their source of academia. This will especially piss off Pensacola when you hint that they've produced a dog-fucker from Craigslist. Then they blush when you point out where you found these two.

by illinoishorrorman January 26, 2018