two pump king

A mam with poor sexual endurance that they cum after two thrusts.

My boyfriend is a two pump king, I end up masturbating at the end because he didn't make me cum

by SamuelleDeChamplaine November 30, 2023

Timmy Two Jacket

When a girl is so filthy you have to put on two condoms.

I heard Nick banged Abby last night.

Yeah she was so filthy he gave her the Timmy two jacket treatment.

by Dtwnpwrbttm September 30, 2018

a bob or two

A small amount of money. It used to mean a pound.

I used to hear it used when I was a kid. ( I'm no longer a kid! )

She might earn a bob or two (for a small task or fervour)

by The Oldie June 13, 2023

Two Two's my word

Two two's my word fam. If you catch a torontonian throwing ts into a sentence, they on god. They ain't no gerb and they AIN'T MESSING AROUND (NO NONS BROSKI).

Torontonian: Two Two's my word fam, the toronto accent is the BEST accent in the WORLD crodie.

Other dude: "Oh damn he's being fr"

by P1rsa May 22, 2025

Two Pretty Best Friends

An imaginary concept in which two best friends are pretty.

I ain't never seen two pretty best friends, one of 'em always gotta be ugly

by a literal clown November 16, 2020

Two Person Threesome

When you’re having sex and the demon in your partner’s head joins in

Damn, I just had a two person threesome

by SpaceBoi March 29, 2024

Oregon Two Headed Duck Fucker

A sexual position, found commonly in Oregon, where the male party drinks the female's vaginal liquid discard, then pisses it back inside the female party. The male then ejaculates inside the female's mouth and she shits it back into his mouth. Thus completing the two headed duck fucker.

Last night, my wife and I performed a Oregon Two Headed Duck Fucker. It was wild!

by oregonducklover123 June 29, 2025