shit shower

when you run out of toilet paper and you jump in the shower and use your hand to wipe the shit out of your ass

running low on tp have to wash pp by taking a shit shower

by Big Mike 52 April 12, 2009

ghost shit

Another name for those little styrofoam packing turds.

When Jim opened this big-ass box, all of this ghost shit came pouring out, but the product itself was no larger than a cigarette lighter!

by Telephony November 2, 2013

Wait, shit.

You have just had an argument, or told a lie, and its very close to coming back to haunt you. This is the moment when you want to reply, but realise its too late.

This phrase can often follow:
*A stammering of non-linked words
*An "Oh no I mean"
*A deep breath
*It can also be said as the person is allready leaving/gone.

"Does my butt look big in this?"

"Your butt always looks big... oh no I mean, wait, shit."

by fleshandblood August 7, 2009

horse shit

big corporate lawsuits against little people

the RIAA is full of horse shit

by snake eater October 19, 2007

shit hooks

Someones Hands, The hands of someone you don't like.

"Hey, get your shit hooks off my beers"

by Phucker January 15, 2007

shit out

To lose one's nerve and quit, to cancel due to lack of courage, to bottle it.
See shit up

Also to back out of a promise or deal.

Ten people said they were coming but five of them shit out.

by bitplane April 20, 2004

shit slide

A late 80's and early 90's dance craze "movement". Still strongly practiced by some hardcore Surrey activists. The move was adopted and adapted from US films such as Kid n Play's "House Party" and MC Hammers ridiculous "Zoot suit" "Cant Touch This" manouveres...

The dance resembles someone "sliding" themselves though some "shit" ..
The dance has gained further recognition in 2010 by appearing on ceramic mugs sold in department stores as a "Teach yourself the running man" Xmas present. Bringing injuries to a few old timers who still think that can "Do the shit slide"

Look at that bad boy cutting them shapes. He's doing the "Shit Slide"

by Malcom shiddyarse January 8, 2010