John Carlo Baltazar

He's a guy for Mariel Rodriguez only. A guy who will love and care for his girl.

John Carlo Baltazar, sana ako na lang si Mariel!

by TouchMeNot October 19, 2021

John Wayne TP

The cheapest Toilet Paper you can purchase, 1 ply Cardboard type TP.

The name is derived from the fact that John Waynes Rough he's Tough and dont take no shit from no indians.

I had a nasty shit the other and ripped my ass up with some John Wayne TP

by Johnny Dogrib February 22, 2009

Donald John Trump

Donald j Trump is the 45 president of America and won against the Democratic Party candidate Hillary Clinton in 2016.

Donald John trump is our 45th president.

by Red_is_sus November 16, 2020

John McCain's Syndrome

A strange disorder that you have been tortured for nine years as a POW and cannot lift your hands above your head.

Cop: "Put your hands on your head!"

Man: "I can't... I have John McCain's Syndrome!"

by Some random hippie's horse? January 25, 2009

Papa John’s Pizza

The nastiest pizza ever. Worst ingredients, worst pizza.

Papa John’s Pizza is disgusting.

by assassin of the arts March 6, 2019

St. John's School

The students that go to St. John's are superior to the kids at all the other irrelevant private schools in the Houston Area. Contrary to popular belief no one actually studies they just use that as an excuse to sneak out and party like the vibrant young adults they are. If you actually ever met the kids there you would know what an absolute power house this FINE institution is. If you know of any simple minded people with no personality they must got to Episcopal or Kinkaid because they most definitely wouldn't be at SJS.

Jim: Did you see those kids back there, they're all units!
Bob: Yeah they go to St. John's School

by mdawg32 September 8, 2020

Pepper John Shotput

To recieve a blowjob while taking a shat and having your partner rub pepper in your nose in order to sneeze. The goal here is to experience three satisfying feelings at the same time.

example 1-
1:"Dude, I think she loves me"
2:"Why do you say that?"
1:"Because she gave me the Pepper John Shotput last night"
2:"Wow, that is love... I guess I love my Dad then."
1:"umm....not supposed to Pepper John Shotput your dad dude"
2:"Oh, I'm an asshole"
example 2-
Girl: "Come on honey, I'm horny!"
Guy: "I don't know babe, I have to Cleveland Browns to the super bowl"
Girl: "Okay, I'll Pepper John Shotput you, but you have to give me the Colorado Turnaround tonight"
Guy: "Okay, love you.

by Ben "Dover" July 11, 2007