John Stamos 

A guy who's mother told him that Santa Claus brought him into this world for everyone.

That guy John Stamos still not only believes in Santa Claus, but he thinks that it's true that Santa Claus brought him as something for everybody, the most popular thing under the tree.

John Stamos by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

John Wick 

A guy who's famous for being the world's famous spy, simultaneously making him the world's WORST spy.

"Dude, this new John Wick movie just came out! Wanna go see it?"
"They all have the same plot. Argh, who gives a crap they're good."

John Wick by Not Your Local Drug Dealer September 27, 2021

John Cena 

A person everyone talks about but no one has ever seen “it”

Person: “This interview is about John Cena but I can only see a chair!”

John Cena by Meneer P September 30, 2021

John richardson 

Silly boy

Oh its a John Richardson

John richardson by Spandexbaby October 1, 2021

john frommont 

A famous sexy model who writes people's wills

Yo John Frommont is over there, lemme get an autograph

john frommont by Joanne Simonsbath October 5, 2021

John Cena 

where is he i cnat see him please help. hes in my house i cant find him.

John Cena

John Cena by big bald obama October 7, 2021

John Duval 

Biggest dick in the world. He gets all the hoes and is a full sender. Don’t mess with him because he will fuck your shit up. Bitch

John Duval is a badass

John Duval by Definitions are fake October 12, 2021