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blow job on the rocks

when one's marriage is in peril and the wife performs oral sex on her spouse to rectify the situation.
we had a big argument last night,then she gave me ablow job on the rocks.
by Anonymous May 9, 2003
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rock n roll

Kiss, led zep, acdc,queen, beach boys, guns n roses, black sabeth. all rock bands and all sound unique and not totally alike. Rock consists of different Genres froem heavey metle, to soft rock. persoonally i love punk rock e.g. the hives, sugarcult etc . . .
Kiss is the greatest rock n roll band ever. i mean cumin, have u seen gene simons' toungue !!!!!
by Steve white August 12, 2005
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glam rock

A poser-fashion style started by many posers in the 1960,1970 focusing on the gleam of clothes, the non-physical
sexual attitude, the fashion . General focusing on pose and not music. A virus that possessed and possesses true rock
which is a style of life and a reaction against systems.
Started by assholes like David Bowie, it continues to be trendy, it sells well and it's loved by companies and record stores who like a non-aggressive rock style(pop style like Britney Spears bitch) cause it's a music that family buys. It's also received well by the system. Gays and
drug addicts can't react.
(glam rock) David Bowie,Elton John,George Michael, Guns n' roses,Ratt,Poison,Twisted Sister,Judas Priest,Wild Machine,
Joe Satriani,Yngwie Malmsteem,Steve Vai, Whitesnake,Dio,Bon Jovi,Him,Marilym Manson,Slipknot etc...............
EXCEPTION TO THE RULE IS QUEEN
REMARKABLED IN THE HISTORY OF MUSIC FOR THEIR GREAT MUSIC
AND NOT FOR THEIR POSE
by axemaster November 30, 2006
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Rocks My Socks

English equivalent of 'rox0rs my sox0rs!'
<FemaleStereotype> Eminem rocks my socks!!!111
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003
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russian rocking chair

When a girl bends over and you repeatedly run at her with your cock
Omg George game me a Russian rocking chair last night and I can barely sit
by Goldenking134 May 11, 2018
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rock hard pecks

A tall handsome male, who gyms often. Maybe more then he should, benches well beyond his weight. Often defies human ability. Usually seen in magazines promoting such flawless pecks. Doesnt skip a singular chest day. Also masturbates in the mirror. The envy of every gym junkie. Smashes titty day.
'My my hollie, have you seen that guy at the gym woth rock hard pecks'
by Boob buster June 20, 2017
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Devil’s Rocking Chair

A sexual position where the man sits up in bed, reclined and the woman lays perpendicular across his lap, face up, with her ass squarely on his crotch and her legs spread allowing him arm’s length, easy access to her pussy and breasts (or mouth) at the same time. If the man has magic hands, the result is his woman will rock her hips in ecstasy, hence the Devil’s Rocking Chair.
Daddy, can I please sit in the Devil’s rocking chair?
by WordWitch69 December 16, 2021
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