two waters

A fat bastard

Look at two waters over there!

by Trüędēfîñįtïœńß June 14, 2017

Hamo one-two

Accepting blame for someone else's negligent or abusive actions

"I got in trouble for being the only one of my brothers to call my mum on mothers day! Those pricks really gave me the old Hamo one-two!"

by AliceDHunt May 08, 2013

Two Factor Authentication

A sex position where a person stimulates their partner by wriggling their index finger in their partner’s anus whilst wriggling their tongue in their partner’s nostril.

My boss made me undergo a two factor authentication before I could log into my computer.

by The Smooth Surface July 07, 2022

Two Factor Authentication

Internet account suicide.

If you use Two Factor Authentication you have a death wish as you will never get back in if you don’t have your phone number.

by Trashmenger August 11, 2024

Two thumbs tongue bum

When you stick both your thumbs in someone's bum Prying and gaping it then sticking your tongue in

Dude! I got the best two thumbs tongue bum last night.

by Warday1780 December 11, 2022

String Two

Win two in a row

You will never string two on me

by Hagoroth January 15, 2019

Two-step nigga

A person who deceives others into thinking they’re somebody they’re not.

Ayo Reggie, you see that two-step nigga Clyde talkin about getting the bitches?

by Jdog333 October 07, 2020