hot reds

A type of bowel movement that is slender, reddish in color and burn your asshole on the way out, usually the day after eating spaghetti, pizza or chili.

Man, that chili tore me up last night, I had a case of the hot reds this morning!

by Joe Homebrew February 15, 2008

hot as tits

adj. - Hot in the positive sense, used mostly to describe a sexually attractive female, but can also be used with other positive instances of hot (i.e. objects, ideas). Antonym of hot as balls. Heterosexual version of hot as dick

"Hey, is that your mom? She's hot as tits!"

"Check out these clothes! They're hot as tits!"

by Bruce Salgado January 23, 2008

hot chocolatable

Weather that's not too hot for hot chocolate.

October rocks! Not too hot, not too cold...perfectly hot chocolatable!

by chickiechickie September 13, 2007

Hot Pocket

Slang word for vagina

Damn, you'll need a safari hat to get through her hot pocket.

by TheAllAmericanPreacher May 6, 2015

Hot Cocking

When a women (or a man) goes from one dick to the other within a short period of time. Similar to 'hot potato' i.e. This could be in a orgy situation or a sluts night out situation...

"Last night Brenda fucked Matt, Dave, Ian, Nigel, Angus and Brent. She was clearly hot cocking big time."

by Booooobie March 30, 2016

hot dame

Middle aged woman dressed in a sexually provocative manner.

Whoa, my friend look at that it is one hot dame walking this way.

by Jewish madam July 4, 2018

Hot Pot

When you sit on a toilet after it has been recently occupied and the seat is still warm. A slightly comfortable feeling at first but becomes disturbing once you think about how recent someone occupied the seat and what horrific events had just occurred.

I got a Hot Pot this morning. Someone must have just used it. Felt good at first but then I thought about... wooh...

bummer...

by Kap21 June 4, 2018