God my lord and savior

You have a purpose on this earth. God looked at the earth and said that it needed you! You matter and Jesus loves you! Life with God is so much better. We all go through hard times but trust in the Lord for he will give you something better!

Friend: Do you know God?
Friend 2: Yeah God my lord and savior?
Friend: Yes!
Friend 2: I do know Him!
Friend: Ay me too!
Friend 3: No way me too!

by iloveGod58 June 25, 2021

talent on loan from God

What Rush Limbaugh claimed to possess. Which says everything anyone will ever need, or want, to know about him.

"I have talent on loan from God."

by Monkey's Dad February 17, 2021

calm down god damn

i what is said to people who don't even have to calm down,
which is what makes it so funny to see the looks on their faces

Joe: "Nice shot Fred!"
Fred: " " Calm down god damn"
Fred: " Shut the fuck up!"

by THe Artist of Weird Songs October 04, 2009

dc da rizz god

man with immaculate game

damn bro look at dc da rizz god

by dc da rizz god May 23, 2022

God Motha' fuckin DAYM

The Catch-Phrase said by 2020 Presidental Candidate Chester Stone.

Person 1: "Look at this pack of Newports"
Chester Stone: "God Motha' fuckin DAYM!"

by Choblo November 28, 2020

God Knows I Tried

God knows I tried is best song to ever exist. It's by Lana Del Rey.

What's the best song ever?
Oh it's God knows I tried

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn August 22, 2021

WHAT kind of "loving god"...

an all purpose statement for nearly everything! it IS a legitimate question ! WHAT kind of "loving god" does INDEED
allow bad things to happen to good people ?

WHAT kind of "loving god"... 'makes' a creature (the MALE!) 'programmed' to pump "goo" out of itself several times a week ?? and no one around to CARE ??
WHAT kind of "loving god"...doesn't help humans to help themselves ?

by michael foolsley April 25, 2022