Action Park

The world's most dangerous parks. It opened in 1979. It caused 6 deaths at least. The first being a man cracking his head on the cement of the Alpin Sled. Four drowned, and one had a hart attake.

"OMG! Did you ever go to Action Park?"
"Yes, I escaped with one sprained leg"
"I fell bad for you.."

by Angel B Witchen May 5, 2015

park bench

The lower belly fat that hangs between a persons legs when sitting down, like when sitting on a "park bench"

Her park bench is so big that she cant close her legs when she sits.

by funnygalsmac April 20, 2015

college park orlando

A white trash neighborhood with one side having shitty houses where robberies and break ins take place then the other side with big beautiful mansions with nice cars.

"Oh you live in college park orlando okay........ that explaines it"

by Phantomjizz July 12, 2017

Park

A place where all the boys chill and do dumb shit

Person 1: With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido
Yeah, hey

Scoti: shut up

Park

by NirvanaKid1991 March 12, 2021

Theme Park Giraffe

A massive Cunt

Oh you see jake paul over there? Yeah, it looks like he took after Theme Park Giraffe.

by a paeson November 23, 2021

Parking Deck Pounder

When you engage in consensual sex underneath the stairs of a parking deck for a pounder (16oz beer) to keep the buzz going, knowing full well you will claim you were raped after that sweet buzz wears off.

Dude, did you see that hobo giving Mary the Parking Deck Pounder?! It’s a shame she’s just going to try to get him arrested when the shakes set in.

by Tolonoman February 25, 2023

aqua park cuck

when your girlfriend goes to the aqua park behind your back with 5 other guys and you apologise to her

that man there is an aqua park cuck

by jetskihater55 June 7, 2025