cum drunk 

when a girl ws drank so much cum she becomes almost drunk

amys tummy bulged out from being so full of creamy cum, she had swallowed so much semen she was cum drunk

cum drunk by amy August 26, 2003

Cum guzzling dumpster slut 

The person at you job that is totally useless. No matter what he or she does it accomplishes nothing. The pinnacle of uselessness, not specifically laziness, because very motivated or hard working people can be useless. Guzzling cum behind a dumpster will give their life more meaning.

She cannot sell shit, shes a complete cum guzzling dumpster slut

Cum guzzling dumpster slut by GeoMunkee April 15, 2011

cum bath 

to bathe in a bath of cum

i bathed in cum yesterday

cum bath by mr.happy June 4, 2004

cum-cleaner 

A non-'out' homosexual who covertly satisfies his desires by concerning himself with or addressing himself to spilt semen.

Keiren cleaned the cum out of the shower. He's a total cum-cleaner.

cum-cleaner by Kerien the Buchaneer March 3, 2008

cum-logged 

An adjective for a long piece of wood that has holes drilled into it that pirates use as a dutch wife to release sexual tension. Each hole is drilled approximately one body length apart so a long line of pirates can sodomize the wood simultaneously. The resulting effect is that the wood used to pleasure the pirates has become covered in cum. When the piece of wood no longer retains its natural rigidness, it is said to be "cum-logged."

Aargh matey, that bit of wood is cum-logged. Throw it overboard to Davy Jones's locker and put in a new piece of wood. Pirates want a dutch wife that isn't a big soggy mess, they like a little bit of roughness they do. Aargh!

cum-logged by Alex Davis March 29, 2008

Cum Cooking 

The joyful art of cooking with semen. Semen has been added to food for years but it was perfected by Paul Photenhauer in Natural Harvest in 2008.

Thank you dear, I loved your Cum Cooking! Can I please get some Creamy Cum Crepes for dessert?

Cum Cooking by Gagner February 8, 2013

Cum Shot Surprise 

1. When you are outside of your home and you wank off and you tell someone, "Hey, look!" and they turn around and you shoot your cum at their face.

2. When you spit and pretend that you actually cummed. However, your girlfriend finds out and turns around and you shot cum at her.

Person 1: That was some good sex right?
Person 2: Yeah, I guess...
Person 1: *cums on face*
Person 2: Really? Did you have to cum shot surprise me?

Cum Shot Surprise by Cum Shot Surprise January 12, 2016