I have a poor man's life
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by Coolman68 November 13, 2022
Get the The Ultimate Life Form mug.A "Second Life Insulter" (SLI) is someone who talks totally negatively about the platform Second Life (see Second Life).
They become so bitter usually because they try Second Life, find out how easy it is to have 'hot wild sex' with some 'hot chick'- have their little avatar do so, only to suddenly discover that the person behind that avatar is some fat middle aged guy called Abdul. The trauma makes them so bitter.
SLIer's who have done it MORE than once before they discover that its a man on thee other end (usually by wanting to do voice and therefore HEAR them) can be spotted by the use of the mantra "I at least have a first life"
Please note this line is only used by American and British SL users who do this- as far as we can tell the millions of Brazillian, Turkish, Russian, French, Spanish, Japanese SL users do not use it so much for 'hot sex'.
They become so bitter usually because they try Second Life, find out how easy it is to have 'hot wild sex' with some 'hot chick'- have their little avatar do so, only to suddenly discover that the person behind that avatar is some fat middle aged guy called Abdul. The trauma makes them so bitter.
SLIer's who have done it MORE than once before they discover that its a man on thee other end (usually by wanting to do voice and therefore HEAR them) can be spotted by the use of the mantra "I at least have a first life"
Please note this line is only used by American and British SL users who do this- as far as we can tell the millions of Brazillian, Turkish, Russian, French, Spanish, Japanese SL users do not use it so much for 'hot sex'.
SLI: Second Life is LAME! It is only used by LOSERS!!
SL user: You had oral sex with a man using a female avi didn't you?
(pause)
SLI: He said he loved me... (sobs) People who use SL have no life...
SL user: There there, it will be ok... no need to be a Second Life Insulter...
SL user: You had oral sex with a man using a female avi didn't you?
(pause)
SLI: He said he loved me... (sobs) People who use SL have no life...
SL user: There there, it will be ok... no need to be a Second Life Insulter...
by abdulfromturkey October 6, 2008
Get the Second Life Insulter mug.When Aaron goes on a date he cant kiss his girl because he is allergic to all kinds of make-up, including lipstick!
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Aaron's life in short
Aaron and Bess.
Bess trys to kiss Aaron.
Aaron: Are you wearing lipstick?
Bess: Of course!
Aaron: Oh, erm. I'm, allergic to make-up.
Bess: Then what can we do?
Aaron: Well we could..
Next school day...
Thomas: Why are you so red? You look a bit like how I did when I fuc...erm...NOTHING.
Aaron: Bess.
Thomas: You didn't!?.
Aaron: Yeah, I couldn't stop her so...
Dylan(BobHazUzi): Wazz up?
Thomas: well Aaron di... HEY WAIT, BESS IS MY...
Aaron: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dylan: let me guess, Bess?
Thomas: Bess is a B****!!!!!!!!!!!:(
Dylan: Wait, you did Bess!?
Thomas: Uh, it was more like, er, rape...
Owen: Hey guys, whats up???
Aaron,Thomas and Dylan: Oh S***!!!
Aaron and Bess.
Bess trys to kiss Aaron.
Aaron: Are you wearing lipstick?
Bess: Of course!
Aaron: Oh, erm. I'm, allergic to make-up.
Bess: Then what can we do?
Aaron: Well we could..
Next school day...
Thomas: Why are you so red? You look a bit like how I did when I fuc...erm...NOTHING.
Aaron: Bess.
Thomas: You didn't!?.
Aaron: Yeah, I couldn't stop her so...
Dylan(BobHazUzi): Wazz up?
Thomas: well Aaron di... HEY WAIT, BESS IS MY...
Aaron: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dylan: let me guess, Bess?
Thomas: Bess is a B****!!!!!!!!!!!:(
Dylan: Wait, you did Bess!?
Thomas: Uh, it was more like, er, rape...
Owen: Hey guys, whats up???
Aaron,Thomas and Dylan: Oh S***!!!
by Aryo.7 November 15, 2010
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by NiggaNig October 27, 2003
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"It's a hard knock life for us.
It's a hard knock life for us.
'Steada treated, we get tricked.
'Steada kisses, we get kicked.
It's a hard knock life."
The Rap:
"I didn't know how to be, no crib on MTV. God only knows. Got my mini-me in the GP, see how it goes. Evil's all that I see, you ask me my name?
D to the Rizzo, E to the Vizzo, I to the Lizzo. I'm a crazy Mother******,
y'all knew that. Austin caught me in the first act, it's all backwards, what's with that? So I'll make a prophesy from the dogs to the mini-me.
Gimme an escalay to two-way bling-bling on eBay. Domino, M***********.
Yeah. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it. Uh-huh. It's for all my homies in Brouge. Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh. Ah, crystal, mymoto, a couple 'o bee-hotches, why not?
I gotta bust-a-move, drop-in bust-a-groove, feelin' fine.
Got an evil crew, Goldmember too, lick my nine. 'Till the I'll *** on my ********* brains out ***** I'll call and spooge in your ****. That's all, foshizzlemynizzle, y'all.
"It's a hard knock life for us.
It's a hard knock life for us.
'Steada treated, we get tricked.
'Steada kisses, we get kicked.
It's a hard knock life."
The Rap:
"I didn't know how to be, no crib on MTV. God only knows. Got my mini-me in the GP, see how it goes. Evil's all that I see, you ask me my name?
D to the Rizzo, E to the Vizzo, I to the Lizzo. I'm a crazy Mother******,
y'all knew that. Austin caught me in the first act, it's all backwards, what's with that? So I'll make a prophesy from the dogs to the mini-me.
Gimme an escalay to two-way bling-bling on eBay. Domino, M***********.
Yeah. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it. Uh-huh. It's for all my homies in Brouge. Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh. Ah, crystal, mymoto, a couple 'o bee-hotches, why not?
I gotta bust-a-move, drop-in bust-a-groove, feelin' fine.
Got an evil crew, Goldmember too, lick my nine. 'Till the I'll *** on my ********* brains out ***** I'll call and spooge in your ****. That's all, foshizzlemynizzle, y'all.
by person yo-yo March 6, 2005
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