Hawaiian pork poke

To have sexual relations with a type of fruit by either hollowing a hole and repetitively thrusting it, or cutting the fruit into slices and forming a frussy by taping the slices into a round shape for sexual pleasure.

Friend: “Hey Zach, got any plans tonight?”

Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”

Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”

by Gordeauxdatboee October 22, 2017

give her a poke

Give her a poke.
When someone sees a two hole that isn't the best looking but still bangable.

Me: hey sam would you hit that? Not sure if I would, she's got a bit of a head on her.
Sam: yeah, I'd give her a poke.

by Cuntthruster2016 November 24, 2017

It's a Pokèmon

A practical joke

Used when one doesn't know what a sexual or rude word/saying means. Used to make your friends believe that one word is indeed a pokèmon and ends up saying it another person and makes themselves look like a fool.

"Hey Seb"
"Yeah"
"Do you know what a dildo is?"
"no"
"seriously"
"tell me"
"are you sure you wanna know"
"yeah"
"ok then, ummm, it's a Pokèmon"

"Hey Charis what's a Dildo"

"Its a thing girl uses"
"my friend said it was a pokèmon"

Hey Jai whats a dildo, it's a pokemon.

by xhguxzhgcvliusdg May 21, 2018

Game of poke

A game played by two individuals at a time. The two contestants must be facing eachother with an erection, then walk towards eachother until one is poked by the other persons penis. The purpose of the game is to find out who has the larger/longer penis. Usually played with people that have about the same penis length.

"Me and Jeff were discussing who had the longest penis, so we just went ahead and settled it like men with a game of poke"

by pkmstr88 September 9, 2018

Rear naked poke

Get a girl in a rear naked choke from the back and stick your dick deep inside

I was bangin this chick last night and got behind of her and got her in a rear naked poke

by Antonio and arther hill January 1, 2019

Going full Pokemon

When having sex, at the point of climax you call your own name out loud

Josh: "So what did you and Jessica do last night?"

Nick: "We fucked, and apparently when she cums she likes Going full Pokemon."

by Cum-filled_Curlia March 13, 2019

The Chokie Pokie

A sexual dance involving anal and choking.

You put your penis in. You take your penis out. You put your penis in, and you choke your girl out. You do the Chokie Pokie and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about!

by Lupussong September 26, 2019