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Septum Fucking

The act of removing your sexual partners septum for the sole purpose of creating an additional facial cavity large enough to accomodate an average sized penis during intercourse.
James : " I talked Mark into septum fucking me last night."

Chuck : " Awesome"
Septum Fucking by the septimus November 22, 2011

Hooking for a fucking 

Two people hook up for sex.
"we hooking for a fucking tonight sexy?"
"yeah sure, give me a ring later"

Nikhil is fucking stupid 

he is fucking stupid
"nikhil is fucking stupid"
Nikhil is fucking stupid by iberis October 29, 2020

Keep Fucking That Chicken 

To sarcastically disparage a trite person.
The weatherman kept wearing Ernie out with his dull humor so Ernie finally said, "Great forecast, keep fucking that chicken."

Used by television anchor Ernie Anastos during a live news broadcast of Fox 5 New York.
Keep Fucking That Chicken by Ianok September 30, 2009

Stop fucking my pussy! 

1) Expletive used to demand that another person cease their verbal abuse.
2) A saucy response to question the validity of another person's statement.
My boss wouldn't lay off about how I screwed up the lunch rush, so I told him to 'Stop fucking my pussy!' and flipped him the bird.

"Dude, I really think that hot chick is in love with you."
"No way, stop fucking my pussy."

Also:
Are you fucking my pussy?

I know it's mean, but I just love fucking his pussy.
Stop fucking my pussy! by jyoung_df December 29, 2008

Meow fucking 

When you fuck a girl in your bestfriends akeems bathroom but he doesnt know it and has to take a shit so he scratches on the door meowing
Callie:Did you go to Akeems last night?
Me:Yeah i totally meow fucked his mom in the ass and he pooped his pants
Callie:Score bitch ima meow fuck Brandon there next week
Me:Meow fucking is the shit my nigga
Meow fucking by Dr penispump February 25, 2009