barf me out

Is “gag me with a spoon” not enough to express contempt? If you really want people to know your level of physical revulsion, you can’t do better than this.

He’s wearing jam shorts to church? Barf me out!

by Rawwmatic May 10, 2019

bitch, fuck with me

Bitch, fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! Is from a vine that is an fucking funny!!!!

Bitch, fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side!!!!

by Bitch, fuck me March 23, 2019

Me estás jodiendo

Are you kidding me? / (This cannot be true)

Also known as "Me estás tomando el pelo" (Literally : Are you drinking my hair?)

Pablo just won the lottery

"Me estás jodiendo? Really?"

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by anotheronereally April 19, 2019

Left me unopened

The only form of disrespect that exceeds being left on read. Usually anywhere from forty minutes to an hour people know you've reached out.

Left me unopened " Wowww I know rebecca can see my message. "

by oOoofboifrick May 29, 2018

russell unblock me

when you get blocked for spamming the r word and now you're desperate

russell unblock me and i will not ban you

by super6457 May 11, 2020

cap me off

To get your cock sucked.

guy 1: Hey man do you see that hot girl over there? guy 2: I sure do. She's so fine. guy 1: I'm gonna get her to cap me off later. guy 2: Good luck bro.

by jimmybomm May 30, 2020

ahoy me bucko

something mr krabs in spongebob likes to say use in a sentence down here |

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Spongebob: hello mr. krabs Mr. krabs: ahoy me bucko! Spongebob: can i have a promotion? Mr. krabs: not in a million years

by aqwesxcvghj August 11, 2020