douche pm

The time of night that it becomes douchey to continue wearing sunglasses.

Dude, you're still wearing sunglasses and it's after douche pm.
So? The ladies love it...

by joehavelda October 29, 2010

Douche

R, Z's ex-boyfriend. Also known as a FUCKTARD that messed with my friend's heart. =P ♥I love you Z♥

RYAN, YOU'RE SUCH A DOUCHE! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

by xoxobellaxoxo615 May 18, 2010

Scientolo-Douche

When someone behaves very strangely after becoming a member of the church of scientology.

Tom Cruise use to be cool, until he became a Scientolo-Douche!

by Rip Ravenscroft August 31, 2018

Douche nugget

The nasty nuggets that fall out of your vagina after you douche!! Caution do not eat a 10-piece douche nugget with any sauce wasaki doesn't help either!!

Stop being such a douche nugget you vajankle

by Jearle219 May 26, 2018

Douche

A douche: (n) a large group of Chad's, Brad's or Kyle's. Also known as a "no thanks".

I had to leave the bar because a douche of Chad's wouldn't stop talking to the bartender about crypto so no one could get a drink.

by Hawthorne McGillicuddy September 4, 2022

Douche Bag

Some one with two first names, usually. An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence. Thinks that everyone likes them. Does things for attention.

Did you see Zach guy at the bar last night?

Yeah, he's kind of a douche bag
How do you know?

I mean the guy has two first names...

by Idontknowyou3 June 7, 2016

Douche

A term used to describe the thorough cleaning of an object.

Person #1: Oh lawdy, what that smell be?!?

Person #2: Son, I think that be yo fridge!!

Person #1: Shit, mang...I best go douche my fridge before that shit grow legs and walk up outta here!

by J~bizzle July 2, 2017