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by dingleberry7 December 26, 2017
Get the Disco Dick mug.When a guy you have no type of sexual relationship with sends you a text at an extremely late (or early) hour wanting some sort of sexual favor - similar to sleep texting, but with their dick.
Friend1: So "bob" was dick texting me last night :/
Friend 2: no wayyy! What did he say?
Friend 1: that he wanted to do like we did our first time.. 2 YEARS AGO!!
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Friend 1: that he wanted to do like we did our first time.. 2 YEARS AGO!!
by MysticFire April 30, 2011
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Emily and I did an eighth together and were gonna bang, but unfortunately I got shroom dick and we couldn't do anything.
by Shadesbane43 May 18, 2014
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by Dala_1111111 September 10, 2010
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by evo September 30, 2004
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