Penis Butter

When butter is applied to the crotch and the host allowing a dog to lick it off.
Wow, did Michael just have his dog lick the penis butter?
by Carlover360 November 12, 2020
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Penis butter

Noun: The white stuff that comes out of the male penis after ejaculation. Also known as seamen, cum and sperm.
Damn homie, Sarah swallowed all of my penis butter this morning. I was impressed.
by ManOfTheMay December 21, 2021
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Buttering the bread

An exceptionally smooth landing, usually performed in an airliner.
by AtOmIc_NeRd January 04, 2019
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carpet butter

all that creamy shit that accumulates in your pubous, especially after coitus and on a particularly hairy individual
musty mf 1: "dude....I needa shave.... every time I have sex, I get mad carpet butter"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"
by 254goblinz March 20, 2021
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Wet Butter

When a plane barely takes off of a runway and lands very smoothly in the sea in front of the runway (unintentionally).
Oh shit, did that 737 do a wet butter at Madeira?
by BigMacaroni January 13, 2020
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peanut butter cum

cum that you have mixed shit and/or peanut butter with.
Guy 1 : Hey! Wanna come and make some peanut butter cum?

Guy 2 : Sure! Let's go!
by Infected(DoesThings) January 31, 2021
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