beat my meat

beating of ones meat by one also known as jacking off

nick h: hey rossi what r u doing when u get home
rossi: i'm going to beat my meat while wacthing xxx

by anymnos 123 December 16, 2007

party in my mouth

A metaphorical shindig in one's pie hole to which a large amount of people are invited. Often, but not always, connotates good taste, depending on the clause that comes after this phrase.

Positive: "It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited!"

Negative: "It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up."

by Zeke April 9, 2005

slob on my knob

suck my dick

by Scoobster November 5, 2003

crawling in my skin

The feeling of withdrawling from heroin. When you cannot sit still u feel like you have to just jerk joints n muscles truly the worst feeling ever.

God Im Crawling In My Skin.. I Need Those Little Grains!

by JohnnyGenious July 9, 2011

Grates my goat

A phrase which means to 'annoy' 'irritate' or which shows a general dislike. Another version of Grates my cheese.

"You know what grates my goat? That guy at work who eats like a horse."

by Danjanon July 21, 2009

Harvest my Pumpkins

Used first and foremost by DJ Nassif of the MKE or "414". "Harvesting your Pumpkins" was come across accidentally to mean masturbating. The term is now widespread througout South Eastern Wisconsin and into the midwest.

Dude, want to play a game of NCAA 10?

Naw, man, I'm cool, I have to harvest my pumpkins soon.

by MKE Reporter 12 September 2, 2009

lace my chucks

Used in the Jack's Mannequin song Bruised (see example sentence for the line that used it) lace my Chucks is a slang word for tying my shoes, specifically Converse. The popular type of Converse shoes are actually called Chuck Taylor's, so the phrase lace, meaning to tie, and Chucks meaning Chuck Taylors, Converse, or shoes.

"I lace my Chucks, I walk the aisle"
- Bruised
Jack's Mannequin

by speekmonkey January 19, 2010