waffle head

A term of USAF origination used to describe the injury caused by a heavy steel grate at the top of the crew entry door ladder which gives access to the cockpit of military KC-135 aircraft. The grate serves as part of the cockpit floor when in the horizontal position and prevents falls through the crew entry door opening while the aircraft is on the ground. Crew members gain access to the aircraft by climbing a removable ladder about 15 feet and pushing the grate, which is hinged, vertical to a point where it is secured in the vertical position by a spring tension hook. When the spring has become weakened or a crew member is careless about ensuring that the grate is locked into position, the grate can fall back to the horizontal position... usually onto the head of the crew member who is attempting to advance into the aircraft. The "gridiron" construction of the grate produce wonderful waffle-like welts and/or lacerations on the head of the victim.

A1C Bolen: TSGT Calhoon got a mean wafflehead last night, found her passed-out by the nose gear, looks like she fell all the way down the crew entry chute.

SrA Riggs: Hope she's alright, I was hoping to get drunk enough to fuck her again this weekend.

A1C Bolen: Why get drunk? Give yourself a waffle head and you'd be ready to fuck the whole squadron.

SrA Riggs: (chuckle), Word...

waffle head by Jetlxix January 17, 2007

pot head 

1. A person whose head is shaped like a pot. (With handle shaped ears)
2. A person who likes to wear pots on their head.
3. A person who has "pot fever." They are obsessed with purchasing pots.

Look at the head of that pot head.
Oh my. What an obsessive, excessive pot head.

pot head by Rayhanoo July 8, 2007

velcro head 

a black person with fuzzy hair on their skull

Ephraim sure is an ugly velcro head

velcro head by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

wayne head 

In New Orleans and south Louisiana somebody that listens to alot of Lil' Wayne, especially from mixtapes, is referred to as a "Wayne Head".

Is that all he listens to?
Yeah, he's a big time wayne head!

wayne head by !Lucky! February 4, 2008

Jelly Head 

A Jealous Person, so jealous they have their own name.

Reasons to use: If someone is being overly jealous you have the right to let them know that they are being a jelly head.

Mitch: Hey I just won the power ball!!!

Johnny: Playing the lottery is stupid, I work for everything I do not collect hand outs

Mitch: You're such a Jelly Head haha yeaa im in it to win it.

Jelly Head by Mitch Brown August 25, 2011

Acorn head

Dangerous disease, no cure known of at the moment. Acorn head is when your head shaped into an acorn. If you are around any squirrels you must leave or else they will attack you

Corny Donald (most famous acorn head)

Acorn head by Ding dong words May 7, 2015

boof head 

dumb person, idiot, stupid, a thick unintelligent person

you are such a boof head

Go away boof head

boof head by James October 25, 2003