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Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016
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Douche Plunge

when a friend puts a douche bag in their mouth, then blows to clean a female friends vagina
troy: rey have you douche plunge alexis?
rey: yeah, man and she queefed in my face.
troy: eww, that is nasty.
by kennipat March 7, 2009
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douche shuttle

1. Ultimate phrase when comparing containers of douches.
2. The ultimate insult when talking to Scott or Joey.
by tiffa wiffa January 14, 2009
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Douche canoe

A person who has exceeded the levels of douche bag and is not quite douchey enough to be considered an asshole.
Guy 1: Carl is such a douche bag!
Guy 2: That's an understatement, he's a douche canoe!
by Gotham in ashes August 31, 2013
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der douche meister

The douche of all douches. He is The Supreme Douche. All other douches, even The King of All Douches, are subservient to him, for his douchiness is beyond all others.
Dude! Look at Dick! He's being such a douche he can only be The Supreme Douche. No one could be more douchy than Dick. He's clearly der douche meister.
by speedshift September 16, 2014
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Lax Douche

Opposite of lax bro. This person talks about lacrosse all the time and seems super chill but then shits on his friends.
Me: “Hey man. Did you know PD played lax?”
The World: “Ya bro. He is a lax douche. No chill. No pull.”
Me: “Bro that’s a bummer!”
The World: “He can eat shit.”
by PDSuckswanker March 12, 2024
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deca douche

Adj. describing a person who is 10x a normal douche.
Jackson gets on my nerves every single day, but today he’s being a total deca douche!”
by Cherith Anne April 18, 2024
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