DOUCHE PENALTY

PUNISHMENT RECEIVED WHEN ONE OF TWO PARTIES ASK FOR HELP IN ACCOMPLISHING A TASK, THAT BENIFITS BOTH PARTIES, BUT GETS DENIED. THE PARTY ASKING FOR HELP THEN CALLS DOUCHE PENALTY ON THE DENYING PARTY WHICH RESULTS IN THE FIRST PARTY NOT PERFORMING THE TASK FOR 20 MINUTES HOLDING THE SECOND PARTY TIME UP AT WORK.

PARTY ONE: HEY CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS SO WE BOTH CAN GET OUT OF HERE?
PARTY TWO: NO JUST GET IT BACK HERE TO SHIP ALREADY!
PARTY ONE: DOUCHE PENALTY! I'LL WAIT SO YOU HAVE TO STAY LATE AND WHILE YOUR WORKING ON YOUR END I'LL BE HEADING HOME. ASS BAG!!

by SHADOW BANDIT June 16, 2010

deca douche

Adj. describing a person who is 10x a normal douche.

“Jackson gets on my nerves every single day, but today he’s being a total deca douche!”

by Cherith Anne April 18, 2024

Hide and Douche

The act of saying something extremely shitty, racist/sexist, whatever the fuck you want that's a 0.006126126441 IQ move, and then calling it a joke, when you really mean it.

Person McGuyson: Clementine Ford was playing Hide and Douche today.

by Słoneczny! May 27, 2020

Douche Scum

Term used to describe the group of males lingering in various locations (i.e. bars, clubs, bowling allies, etc.) near last call, hoping to scam on desperate and/or intoxicated females.

Also referring to the quality of man, being as these creatures are of the lowest quality and are often compared to pond scum, or the crap at the bottom of the toothbrush holder in your bathroom.

Ex. It's slim picking when all that's left is the douche scum of this place.

by Ghouly Girl April 1, 2011

Lax Douche

Opposite of lax bro. This person talks about lacrosse all the time and seems super chill but then shits on his friends.

Me: “Hey man. Did you know PD played lax?”
The World: “Ya bro. He is a lax douche. No chill. No pull.”
Me: “Bro that’s a bummer!”
The World: “He can eat shit.”

by PDSuckswanker March 12, 2024

douche bag

Talks really loud, laughs, and yawns way to loud. Often finds their own jokes funnier then they really are. Has a lot of blonde moments and isn't very skilled in socializing with others.

Someone with the name Jessica is a huge douche bag

by annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd November 21, 2014

pistol douche

One whom exclusively uses the pistol in a shooter game, especially by just using it to pistol whip. Usually frowned upon by all other players, especially in the XBOX 360 game Gears of War.

In a Gears of War Match:

"That guy's being a pistol douche. He never uses any other weapon!"

by bigmax June 17, 2007