canadian tourettes

the act of compulsively apologizing, even when it is considered unnecessary.

canadian: "ooh i'm soory"
american: "stop saying that"
canadian: "...soory"
american: "stop!"
canadian: "I can't help it, my Canadian tourettes is acting up."

by yrsolame January 20, 2023

Canadian Smokeshow

An extremely attractive Canadian in a public setting.

“Look at the Canadian smokeshow at that booth over there, eh?”

by HighPriestOfEl January 22, 2023

Canadian Kangaroo

This is when two Canadians fist-fight. Due to maple syrup content of the Canadians, the hands become intertwined and stuck together. The Canadian Kangaroo cannot be separated, and it continues to grow and collect more Canadians.

Watch out for the Canadian Kangaroo, once it touches you, you can't get unstuck. If I were you, I would wear a lot of KY Jelly all over your body so you can slither away.

by ecaleohs February 10, 2023

Canadian Horseman

A kind of rhetorical argument wherein the existence of a qualified object is mistaken as necessary proof for an opinion of that class of object

Have you ever met a Canadian Horseman that you actually liked?

by Sahbí Quesabe February 14, 2023

Canada

A sad way of life

it must be a Canada to be a forklift driver

by the word guycool February 15, 2023

Canadian Kiss

A sensual act where a teaspoon or more of maple syrup is placed under the tongue of the receptive or submissive partner, the insertive or dominant partner then initiates a kiss in the french manner, the goal here being to consume the syrup out of their lover’s mouth. In other words, a sweet kiss.

Person 1: I enjoyed last night with them. They did something that I never experienced before.
Person 2: what did they do, exactly?
Person 1: I don’t know! they put syrup in my mouth and French kissed me. It was over before I realized there wasn’t any syrup left in my mouth.

Person 2: Oh! They gave you a Canadian kiss!

by Keel M. Dhed February 26, 2023

Canadian cold start

When you live in Canada and you get a DUI, so you get a blower in you’re truck, you have to giver the old Canadian coldstart by blowing before turning the ignition, cold starting the truck

“Oh fuck brad got a DUI, he’s gotta giver’ the old Canadian cold start to get to work i suppose”

by Sunsetgoons69 March 7, 2023