Squeeze my cat

Verb. 1. A code girl's use for masturbating, most often with the aid of a vibrator; 2. Something ladies need to do when they require severe stress relief. Often means the two definitions simultaneously.

Vet school is killing me! I squeeze my cat every night.

Squeeze my cat by arb05002 October 16, 2011

Nuzzling the cat 

Another name for performing oral sex on a lady.

I ended up nuzzling the cat all night long! She wanted it bad!

Nuzzling the cat by thatguy69696969696969696969 August 28, 2013

brush the cat 

When Angela masturbates

I can't go out Thursday because I have to brush the cat.

brush the cat by BrushTheCat May 18, 2016

Deskunk the cat

A woman douching her vagina after having vaginal sex immediately after having anal sex.

Erica had to stay home from work in order to deskunk the cat.

Deskunk the cat by Dahctor June 1, 2017

splicing the cat 

term used for female masturbation

I was splicing the cat last night after watching 50 Shades of Grey

splicing the cat by lilbeebo August 24, 2017

shredding the cat 

To shred the cat is slang for masterbation. For example ‘cat’ is the penis and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.

Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.

shredding the cat by Loweena November 1, 2017

ur nans dead cat 

A word which is used to make a person you are talking feel confused and stop talking to you.

Ben: hi peter
Peter: ur nans dead cat

Teacher: Peter whats the answer to question 1
Peter: ur nans dead cat

ur nans dead cat by pengist munch in the cinema January 9, 2018