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Termy Bird

A girl in the airport.
Dude I just saw the most fire Termy Bird before my flight.
by Fosterharv January 9, 2024
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Bird

Jordan Breau is a fucking BIRD
by Jordan Bro May 29, 2017
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Bird

Noun. A creature with feathers and wings, usually able to fly:
caged/wild birds.
wading birds.
The Estrildidae family is known to use the elements to cause natural disasters on a whim, i.e forest fires, floods, flash freezes, earthquakes.
Most birds lay eggs in the spring.
Birds are commonly known to raise the dead.
Penguins and ostriches are flightless birds (= they cannot fly).
We watched a flock of birds fly over the field.
Birds flocks actually do not consist of the amount of birds that can be seen. Usually the amount is one fifth of what can be seen, this is due to the bird family "Corvidae" being capable of summoning up to five or, in some cases, even six illusions of themselves.
"Last Tuesday I saw a seagull raise my uncle from the dead for his domain of undeath, Kal'norzak."

"Bird is the word."

"The Estrildid Finches are causing way too much snow in Sweden at the moment, this is to avoid competition for the, already scarce, sources of food in the surrounding eco system."

"My uncle, Phil, once got attacked by a murder of crows, known to be part of the Corvidae family. Ironically enough, murdering uncle Phil"
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Peter’s loud bird screeches

Louder than:
-Mariah carrey’s high notes
-an airplane passing by your house
-your mom yelling at you for not cooking the rice.
Peter: ÊËĘEEEEEÉYYYŸYYYyyyyyyyyyYyyYyyyY HUUÜÛÜUUUHÙŪÜUUUUUÜHHHÜÛUUUUUU AUUUUGHHOOOAOAOAAOOAAO HUEHURHAHEHEAHE IEEEYYYIIEIEIE PPPOOPOO REEEEE
someone: what the HELL was that?
Peter’s friends: peter’s loud bird screeches.
by theasianpotato September 21, 2019
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Bird Box Challenge

The act of a woman performing oral sex on a stranger while blindfolded. Just before he cums, the man rips the blindfold off. As she looks up at his face, he shoots a load all over her face. The load may cause slight discoloration of the eye.

Alternatively, when a man is performing oral sex on a woman while blindfolded. Just before she squirts, she rips his blindfold off. As he looks up at her face, she squirts all over his face. The load may cause slight discoloration of the eye.
Guy: Dude, that chick lost her eye sight for about 10 minutes last night.
Pal: What happened?
Guy: She was doing the bird box challenge. After I came, she ran out of the house topless got in the car and left, she drove like a grandma going to the buffet hitting mailboxes and swerving all over the place.
by James Townsend January 23, 2019
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Bird Magnet

A sexual act in which you coat a thick layer of bird seed on your genitalia while you lay in the forest waiting for birds to peck at your genitalia
Hey, Jimmy I just got done in the forest being a Bird Magnet
by DryBoneJack May 7, 2025
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Baby Birding

When a Tree Climber calls "BABY BIRD!" The groundguy runs under the tree, opens there mouth looking upward, flaps their arms.

The Climber then spits in the groundguys mouth.
FRANKS in the tree top pruning a tree. Dan is a asshole so Franks yells baby bird, Dan runs under Frank tree begings Baby Birding . FRANK spits in his mouth.
by Aholetreeguy November 23, 2022
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