shizzle dick

Having an uncharacteristically small penis attributed to crystal meth abuse.

I was gonna fuck that broad but I had shizzle dick. Must have been that crank we snorted this morning.

by jj streetsboro January 3, 2010

Platypus Dick

A large penis which seemingly flattens out as it becomes erect, resembling the shape a platypus tail.

The conference room was noisy so I decided to pull out my rock hard Platypus Dick and slap it on the table multiple times in quick succession...that got their attention. Hey ladies.

by Matt Douchia September 17, 2010

dick drag

When one sits down or stands up from the toilet seat and their dick drags across the end of the seat. Especially common with short bowl toilets and closed loop toilet seats.

We replaced the toilet in the downstairs bathroom to reduce the occurence of dick drag.

by evo September 30, 2004

mick dicks

A slang term for the fast food restaurant McDonalds.

Hey dude I'm going to head out to grab a bite to eat, you up for it?

Ya but only if we're heading over to Mick Dicks, I'm craving the grease

by Dala_1111111 September 10, 2010

Electro-Dick

To statically charge one's pubes and proceed to shock another person with their penis.

I electro-dicked Carl after a few too many beers.

by Carl Anus March 30, 2015

dick fixture

A roomate that is a complete idiot who never takes showers, wears the same clothes and annoys the hell out of you when you have girls stay the night.

Kevin is a dick fixture.

by yuri December 5, 2004

dick cannon

1. When a male orgasms so intensely that his testicles are blasted out of his body via the urethra alongside the ejaculate, much like a massive cannon being fired.

Matt's dick cannon last night left him tired and possibly infertile.

by Bored ALTs July 28, 2014