When a chick falls asleep straight after sex, without flushing out the cum inside her and in the morning just gets up and goes home without having a shower or going to the toilet.
by nichammer March 22, 2009
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That T bag got mad at me for texting other people but he's married and his wife has no idea he likes it in the throat.
by MrsGhettoGirl08 July 2, 2011
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T bag simulation: 1.take index finger and forefinger of right hand, 2.stick in mouth and moisten generously, 3.smack down moist fingers in left palm... Lift fingers gently from palm- listen closely to the sound generated. Optional: if you like you may gently mumble the words "come to daddy... Bitch" to heighten the experience...
by gay lady pink finger September 15, 2008
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by fuckin a March 27, 2004
Get the douce bag mug.When an angry bartender dips his nuts into the pint of beer and then serves it to a non-tipping or obnoxious customer!
by El Loudo February 19, 2005
Get the Tea-bag mug.When engaging in anal in the doogy position the man, on the point of ejaculation, batters the woman in the kidneys as hard as possible. This results in spontaneous vomiting by the man/woman taking said beating. This results in a far tighter orgasm. Apparently
by Codpiece March 28, 2005
Get the wolf bagging mug.The word "fag bag" is used to define a single pound of marijuana.
As you may or may not know, a pound of marijuana is a ridicilious amount to have at one time. So, the term originates from all the faggot attention whores that try to look cool around your school when they shout out and brag about the absurd amounts of marijuana they consumed the day before.
It's typically used to make fun of those types of kids in a sarcastic high-pitched tone of voice.
As you may or may not know, a pound of marijuana is a ridicilious amount to have at one time. So, the term originates from all the faggot attention whores that try to look cool around your school when they shout out and brag about the absurd amounts of marijuana they consumed the day before.
It's typically used to make fun of those types of kids in a sarcastic high-pitched tone of voice.
Attention whore: "Oh, my God! I'm still so high from yesterday after smokin' so much weed yesterday!"
Person 1: "Dude, Naithen. You don't have to yell it, we're right next to you."
:::Attention whore walks away:::
Person 1: (in a mocking tone of voice)"O, mah gaw! I sm0k3d a hug3 fag bag yest3rdaay."
Person 2: (laughs) "Yeah, I know man. He's a faggot."
Person 1: "Dude, Naithen. You don't have to yell it, we're right next to you."
:::Attention whore walks away:::
Person 1: (in a mocking tone of voice)"O, mah gaw! I sm0k3d a hug3 fag bag yest3rdaay."
Person 2: (laughs) "Yeah, I know man. He's a faggot."
by Detlef June 13, 2006
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