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Parking Lot Stalk

The act of waiting in your car until someone you think is attractive and/or driving around the parking lot; in order to catch a glimpse of them as they are getting out of their and walking towards the establishment you are at.
Foxy Boxy: Jersey Mike...there's that girl in the mini from the apartments.
Jersey Mike: Alright, i'll wait until she gets out so we can pull around and get a good view.
Foxy Boxy: Alright. Let's parking lot stalk her.
by FOXY BOXY February 21, 2011
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Parked

The ultimate approach shot in disc golf (aka Frisbee golf or frolf) where the final landing location is directly underneath the pole hole basket
Weezer: Your super hyzer tee shot is totally parked on that par 3
Lester: yeah, I used a bitchin' over stable JK Pro to get the job done
by wch-meister October 6, 2017
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a parking ticket

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma February 28, 2012
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Rosa Parking

When you chill in the back to look at a girls ass
Holy shit, chick with a fatty behind us.”
“Yea Im Rosa Parking this bih”
by dr._dank_noodles November 27, 2019
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parking lot princess

A ridiculously large non-commercial pickup truck. Specifically one so big and long that it exceeds the length of a standard parking space.
Person1- dude. You see that truck hanging out of that parking space? They are even pulled all the way up! They are still like halfway in the aisle!!

Person2- These parking lot princesses are out of control!
by Thesonicpaintbrush December 9, 2023
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to Park-bench

To have strong enough feelings for someone that you would have sex on a park bench.

Synonyms: Make love, Romantic sex, Romantical, intimate
Antonyms: Booty Call, One night stand
Jimmy: "aren't we going a little fast here? i want this to be special."
Alexandria: "Oh, you mean you want to park-bench?"
by DirtyHot February 2, 2012
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Andy Park

(verb)
1. to be ignored in personal messages
2. to block his/her best friend in social media
(noun)
1. phedophilia,
2. 2 in AP Calculus AB (old meaning)
3. state of being dirty and causing others to abhor him/her
4. confidence / arrogant out of nowhere
(adjective)
1. arrogant
2. easily deceivable
No more Andy Park. I know you are going to fail the exam; it just does not seem right that you are saying you are going to pass the exam. (noun)

I got Andy Park'ed yesterday. I was ignored by the girl who is three years younger than me in Facebook Message. (verb)

He is so Andy Park: I never paid him back, although I told him that I would whenever he accused me. (adjective)
by DoctorPark September 27, 2017
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