rocket penis

When your penis head is very small and your shaft progressively gets larger.

Marsha: Hey Julia, John has a rocket penis and I don't know how to tell him I don't like it. I mean he can spooge like a champion but his throbbing man sword is just a measly rocket.

by King Nugget February 20, 2017

Big penis

Probably someone who is named weston and they are very cool and awesome to have sex with.

I HAVE A BIG PENIS

by Bwk2ks March 9, 2021

Turtle penis

The long purple penis of a turtle that is straw-like

I want to suck on a turtle penis!

by Frostydaddy123 December 9, 2016

penis gristle

A chunky crunchy substance that comes from the penis. It tastes like a combination of scrapple and peanut brittle.

Dude, this shit tastes like penis gristle.

by Jester the Moe lester March 1, 2014

penis sap

The sap that comes out of a man's penis when he/she/ze/they ejaculate.

Ew! Kat got penis sap on her hand.

by PenisSap July 12, 2017

mee6 penis

something funy made by funy turtle

hi this is something funy made by funy turtle that is mee6 penis is large cold and funy

by funy turtle February 2, 2021

women penis

A pathetic penis that no woman or man will ever sit on cause It’s shriveled up like a dry raisin

Ethan has a women penis

by Dexedrine January 23, 2018