I Am The Milkman

Commonly used by people who are milkmen

I am the milkman. My milk is delicious. Special delivery today!

by Anderson MacGyver is Better May 16, 2021

milkman

A Black Man who prefers dating White Women.

Looks like the brotha's bringing home the milk again... hes a milkman...

by BlackRose December 23, 2003

milky joe

Immortalised by TV show the mighty boosh, a milky joe is a coconut with a face drawn on it, on a stick, with a tea cloth for clothes. In the boosh episode, Howard and vince are marooned on a desert island, and eventually have no friends but milky joes. but they soon find it was all a dream from drinking too much cocnut milk

1. Extract from mighty boosh
Howard: please get me a word with precious
vince: Haven't you got milky joe
howard: the mans an arse!

2.
person1: WTF is that?
person2: this, my friend, is a milky joe!

by Leeko22Arsenal January 6, 2008

Drink your milkshake

Inspired by the Daniel Day-Lewis tirade in the final scene of the film There Will Be Blood, in which Daniel Plainview explains to Eli Sunday how he has managed to rob and cheat him out of an oil fortune.

1. To totally dominate someone
2. To cheat someone out of everything they have

"No one was surprised when the Reds drank the Cubs' milkshake."

"Don't mess with me or I will drink your milkshake."

by Charles Wilton February 28, 2009

Money Milking

The act of attempting to squeeze as much money as possible out of a franchise without consideration for the resulting descent in its integrity and reputation.

"Continuing The Office after Michael Scott left? Ugh, total money milking" - The internet
Star Trek animated series, Rocky 4...

by wowcanyounot June 22, 2013

mommy milkers

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no matter the color no matter the size theyre all hot. If YOU are an ass guy youre probably 12 but if ur not twelve and ur still an ass guy well then- get ur eyes checked pls. anyways these wonderful mommy milkers are not only used for feeding children but they are also very very squishy some less squishy some more squishy !! we ❤ the sag too ofc !! all mommy milkers r so perfect and amazing

eda: hey dude ur mommy milkers r nice !!
aramantha: why thank you urs r even nicer !<3

don't compliment strangers like this lol its uncomfortable

by iheartjadewest January 22, 2021

Milked Dry

Having so much sexual activity that your balls are drained of sperm.

John: 'Did you have sex with that girl last night?'

Phil: 'Yeah, my balls have been milked dry!'

by Mr Blonde Clifton May 11, 2009