the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.
jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!
jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1
When a female gives a male a lap dance on his face. Shortly after said "Face Dance" is given, he inserts his head into the vagina or anus depending on preference. After his head is fully inserted into the orifice, the female announces that she has herpes (Disease may vary). The female must keep the male inside of her for as long as possible
This is when you have someone or multiple people visiting your home or hanging out with you. They are getting old and it's time for them to go, but they are still here. You want to get rid of them.
ex.1: They have been here all weekend. They are starting to smelllike fish.